The Worst Tattoos Ever

[MrScorpio]

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/howaboutthat/5230467/No-Regrets-The-Best-Worst-and-Most-Ridiculous-Tattoos-Ever.html

[Adenoid_Hynkel]

1. hilarious

and maybe i'm alone on this, but i think all tattoos that involve color look like shit
it looks like having the airbrush guy at the mall paint your body

text or simple line art i can handle, but not much more

[jmowreader]

4. You're not alone, but I don't agree with you

I really dislike blackwork, and won't get a blackwork piece.

[Rhythm]

7. I have both color and blackwork,

and think it varies by the piece as to what's artistically successful and what isn't.

My necklace would be horrible in color... the one's on my arms wouldn't work in just plain black/gray.

[struggle4progress]

2. .

http://media.ebaumsworld.com.nyud.net:8090/mediaFiles/picture/433751/795048.jpg
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/795044/

[Tuesday Afternoon]

3. the dolphin's tattoo is cooler ...

:o

[jmowreader]

5. Obviously an incomplete list

"Mr. Cool Ice" is the worst tattoo in the world.

[Rhythm]

6. He's just slightly above Enigma, imho.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

33. Yes, but Enigma has made a career out of being enigma

Mr. Cool Ice is just a douchebag.

[Deep13]

8. I beg to differ.

[jmowreader]

9. Yes, that IS worse...

but Mr Cool Ice is right up there.

[LynneSin]

12. I see crap like this and think One day this guy is going to wake up and wonder.....

"Why the fuck did I do this to myself!"

Tattoos are permament so this guy will be 80 and scaring the grandkids with his face!

[uncle ray]

18. i doubt he'll be out of prison by then.

odd, i can easier understand why a skinhead would tattoo his face more than i can understand why Mr cool ICE did what he did.

[LynneSin]

20. I just think there should be laws that say you need to be totally sober before....

having any tattoo work done on your face. It's not that I have an issue with it but that's a lifetime commitment you can hide with a long-sleeve shirt or tossing out all your low-rider jeans. Can they even remove those tattoos without doing permament scarring to the face?

Of course the skinhead guy probably had those home-grown, meaning some guy within his group probably did it for him. I think if I was a tattoo artist and someone wanted a Swatika or Skinheads tattooed on his face I'd goof on him and put the word "LOSER" across his forehead instead. (probably why I'm not a tattoo artist).

[Withywindle]

21. I think there are laws like that, at least in some places.

I do know that no reputable tattoo artist will work on someone who's drunk. Not just for the obvious impaired-judgement factor, but also because alcohol in the blood thins it and you bleed more.

Of course, there's no shortage of disreputable ones. One of these days I'm expecting to see some dude with fugly tats on his face that are backwards because he did it himself in the mirror. Like Ashley Todd and her backwards B.

[sammythecat]

14. Christ!

Imagine what it looks like on the inside. Sad really.

[graywarrior]

10. I could understand the Zappa one totally

[sammythecat]

11. Some more fuckedupedness

A father & son. Both are in prison (surprise!), I forget why, but it had to be something real stupid.

On the back of Dad's head it says "Got-R-Did", and the son's eyelids are tattooed. "Fuck" on one, and "You" on the other. I wonder if he got it right or if it's backwards.

[Arkansas Granny]

13. My favorite bad tattoo ever was worn with apparent pride by a former

neighbor of mine. It was a large, "homemade" one that read:

Born Too Loose

[sammythecat]

15. Good chance neither he or any of his friends ever noticed n/t

[Arkansas Granny]

16. Probably not, but 25 years later, my sister and I still get a laugh out of it.

[old mark]

27. Born too Spel......

Gotta love it.

mark

[Rambis]

29. "homemade" is a bad idea

I worked a summer job while at school with a guy who had "Ted Nudget" on his arm in the blue ink.

[ghostsofgiants]

17. The tattoo of the dolphin has its own tattoo...and it is a tribal...

Incredible.

[petronius]

19. C'mon, the bird-dolphin is awesome! They even put a tear in the

hand-me-down barcalounger. That's art! :rofl:

[fizzgig]

22. the lol jesus one is awesome

and i'm not just saying that because both the tattooer and tattooee are my friends :)

[Arugula Latte]

23. Is that Willie Nelson?

;)

[Symarip]

28. Please tell me that has something to do with the following quote:

There are two people fucking on the back of this shirt.

[MajorChode]

24. ...

Boner killer:


Not quite as I remembered:


Wal-Mart Tat:


Self explanatory:

[Captain Hilts]

25. Where's the link for the photo of the guy with the turquoise penis. EVERYTHING was colored. nt

[Lucian]

26. Did you ever see the woman with the Homer Simpson tattoo?

Man, that one was awesome.

[1]

30. eye don't know...

i sort of like this one.

[no name no slogan]

31. THIS is how it's done

[rug]

32. HORNS N SHIT

[Roon]

34. Most stupid tattoo I have seen

was a detailed,colorded tattoo of an american eagle holding bin laden and choking him on an arm of a US soldier. I bet that soldier feels stupid right now. Where is bin laden?

[AwakeAtLast]

35. Words fail me....

:wtf: