I am leaving DU.

[Midlodemocrat]

I will be back in nine months WITHOUT A NEW BABY.


But, first, I am flying to Tampa to gank the vegan one.

[TZ]

1. In nine months?

So who are you giving up the baby to adoption for while you are gone....

[SOteric]

3. She's just being a surrogate for me and DS1.

But it isn't a baby she's carrying around under her oversized shirt. It's a douchebag.

So yes, obviously, it's DS1's.

[TZ]

5. !

:rofl:

[NewJeffCT]

2. why is a simple ganking going to take so long?

or, are you going elsewhere?

[Symarip]

4. Papa don't preach...

I'm in trouble deep.

[Debi]

6. Won't the baby be 'overdone' in nine months?

Since you're already with child?

If you gank fivegan won't we just have to start looking for an Idiot7?

Shrug:

44-6 FOREVER!!

[flvegan]

7. Midlo, you are positively GLOWING!

I think the radiance is greater than any other soon-to-be mother, and that must be due to the indigo child you're carrying.

[TZ]

8. !

:spray:

[Midlodemocrat]

10. I hate you.

[Tektonik]

11. Is she really carrying a baby, OR

is she pulling a Palin and claiming her daughter's baby as her own?

Hey I haven't seen Matcom in a while, and TM is away at 'college'.

[CreekDog]

15. and the bigger boobs that go with it

:think:

[madinmaryland]

9. Nice post, Sarah Palin!! What are you going to name the baby??

[Tektonik]

12. Well if she is Palin,

then isn't it TM's baby to name? Maybe she'll name the kid Coach or Abercrombie. :shrug:

[madinmaryland]

13. She'll be naming her kids after brands of boxed wine.

:hide:

[Captain Hilts]

14. That one's REALLY funny. nt