Jesus Saves!

[mcctatas]

[Soylent Brice]

1. he's very nimble too, apparently.

[HopeHoops]

2. That is TOTALLY wrong and completely tasteless.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Hayabusa]

3. I Like the Nerd Version Better

Jesus saves! The rest of you take full damage.

Tasteless, yes, but I'd like to think He has a sense of humor.

[Orsino]

5. I would hope He has a sense of humor.

Could help when we're denying Him, or pounding in the nails.

[Inchworm]

4. ...but George Nelson withdraws!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x61cSYrh3xE#t=6m17s

just sayin...

:D

[Hayabusa]

9. I absolutely love that movie

n/t

[PaddyBlueEyes]

6. but can he juggle

??

[mcctatas]

8. Of course not silly....

duh, he's nailed to a cross! :hide:

[PaddyBlueEyes]

10. duh...

thats right!

[Initech]

7. Jesus Saves... you $70 a month on auto insurance.

[TheMightyFavog]

11. Van Nistlerooy with the rebound...

IT'S IN! WWhat a finish!

[rcrush]

12. Dont worry they got him.

[sarge43]

13. at the First National Bank.

Speaking of

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com

[no name no slogan]

14. JESUS SAVES SINNERS

AND REDEEMS THEM FOR VALUABLE CASH PRISES!

-- graffiti spotted on Washington Ave Bridge on U of MN campus, some time in the mid-90s.

[Lucian]

15. I lol'd at that.

I'm going to hell now. :)

[SoxFan]

16. He's underrated on offense

[Sebastian Doyle]

18. See, now the most ridiculous thing about that little statue

It's not the concept of Christ playing hockey. Heaven probably has the best ice rink in existence, so that's completely plausible. And they have Him wearing skates instead of the usual sandals. But why in His name, is He wearing the usual robe, instead of proper hockey gear. Sure he's Jesus and He can heal Himself if he gets injured, but why invite it by wearing something you can trip over?

[Scout]

17. Moses invests! n/t

[Arugula Latte]

19. I would like to see a foosball game with two different colors of Jesus.

That would be divine! Heavenly, even!