I am the magic man today...let me bestow my beneficent grace on all your endeavors

[MrCoffee]

I'm a miracle worker, a rock star, a superhero.


Feel free to bring me your woes and you shall be healed! You may also sing my praises at this time.

[TZ]

1. Okay....

So one of my coworkers is home today getting her "flu-like" symptoms checked by the doctor..AND I'm supposed to get on a plane next week to visit my doc at the Mayo clinic...So what do you say, magic man...:think:

[MrCoffee]

2. Fear not, for I am with thee.

Your coworker is paranoid, and you shall reach your destination safely.

[Dr. Strange]

3. Over the weekend...

I dreamed that I left a bologna sandwich, with a bite taken out, in the bathroom for LeftyFingerPop. What do you think that means?

[MrCoffee]

5. Harken unto me, and I shall take thee to the promised land

Our dreams are a window to the soul, and yours is a pit of despair.


So say we all.

[Dr. Strange]

9. So say we al--

wait, what?

[Symarip]

4. My pool had a green tint to it today

I was thinking about shocking it or possible algaecide. It might be a ph problem, too. What do you think?

[MrCoffee]

6. Heed my words, and thou shalt be completed

As Peter Gabriel might say, shock it like a monkey.


He might say that, you never know.

[Symarip]

15. Interesting

I believe a decent shock might help along with a good vacuuming. I got the pump running again at lunch. Apparently, it was clogged which would have aided to the minor algae outbreak.

Do you have any opinions on the liquid fish alcohol additive used to help retain heat?

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Smite flvegan for me.

Thanks.

[MrCoffee]

10. Verily, ye shall have rest from thy burden.

Beneficent grace is the watchword of the day. Smiting is right out.

[flvegan]

13. HA! Deeeeeenied!

*happy dance*

[datasuspect]

8. i got green stuff coming out of my thingie

can you help?

[MrCoffee]

11. Forsooth, I shall deliver thee

You have a radiator leak. Get thee to a repair shop.

[flvegan]

12. I want $100 million, free and clear, to end my woes

and put many smiles on many faces.

So gimme! Er, please.

[TZ]

14. You need to beg, Trebek.

I'm thinking the magic man knows all about you and his mother. Moo.