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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 03:57 PM
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*Completely Hypothetical Situation*
Let's say someone in New Jersey throws a party. A kickass Jamaican flavored band plays. Someone somewhere is wearing a narwhal (!!!1) tshirt. There's lots of booze and everything seems to be going well.

Then, out of the corner of your eye, you catch a turtlesque person snogging a shoe.

How do you stop it? Do you bat it in the nose with a newspaper? Maybe you can spray it with a water bottle and say, 'bad turtle'. What do you do?

WHAT DO YOU DO???
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 04:02 PM
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1. OT, but speaking of narwhals
Check out the latest issue of Smithsonian mag-- they've got a story on them.

FUCK YEAH!!!!1111
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Shell Beau Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 04:03 PM
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2. Find it a narwhal to bang! Duh!
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3.14158675309 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 04:05 PM
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3. Video it=>YouTube
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SacredCow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 08:42 AM
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14. This is the only correct answer...
:thumbsup:
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TZ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 04:05 PM
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4. You sir
are the KING WANKER...:rofl:
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 04:23 PM
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8. You ma'am
Should be watching your alcohol intake unless you want to get sprayed with a bottle. I'm keeping my shoes on, by the way. Freak.
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HopeHoops Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 04:09 PM
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5. "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily" - Bluto, Animal House
I love that quote.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 04:10 PM
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6. Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
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BeachBaby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 04:14 PM
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7. Uh....
just send my dogs after the person. Slobber is your best bet.
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bluedigger Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 06:42 PM
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9. This is why I like DU!
Never heard of "snogging" before.

Now I know.

Oh yeah, for THE NARWHALS, TOO. FUCK YEAH!
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon May-04-09 08:38 PM
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10. Well, it depends.
What is the shoe wearing?
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stewartcolbert08 Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 12:27 AM
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11. Um, what is snogging?
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CaliforniaPeggy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 12:56 AM
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12. The Urban Dictionary is your friend...
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=snogging

:hi:
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stewartcolbert08 Donating Member (614 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-05-09 02:11 AM
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13. LOL got it!
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