Graywarrior is making an appearance at Whole Foods in Portland ME at 1 pm-ish

[graywarrior]

today. Bring duck tape.

[old mark]

1. Will you sign my tee shirt.....

....."Fuck Me Sideways".....GW.
Thanks - I'll never wash it.


of course I didn't wash it much before.....


mark

[graywarrior]

2. We can clutter the aisles with our "walkers and canes" ha ha ha

[old mark]

3. And those li'l 'lectric carts.....

We can find some little kids and tell them stories about the '60's.

"...well, we was doin' 5 hits of rootbeer barrels and was gonna take the truck to blow up the Pentagon, when...."


mark

[graywarrior]

4. and a hacking cough with phlegm

[old mark]

5. Nah, mine's pretty much cleared up, but I got these blisters......

Remember:
Getting old is better than being dead, which is about all you can say for it.

mark

[graywarrior]

6. I am so looking forward to it

[old mark]

7. I'll wear a boutonniere so you'll recognize me. nt

[Arugula Latte]

9. You should walk around hacking away and loudly say to any passersby:

"Damn this Swine Flu! It won't go away!"

[GreenPartyVoter]

11. And my snarling doggie

[Forkboy]

8. I am so there!

:hi:

[old mark]

10. Portland ME? Shit I went to Oregon!!!!11!!

Fucking raining there, too....

mark

[graywarrior]

12. LOL

I waited in the sushi bar for over an hour.

[old mark]

13. Certainly my loss....and my walker is all rusted now, too....

I am desolated.


mark

[Gormy Cuss]

14. Breaking News: Noontime Melee on Marginal Way

How's the weather in Ptld?

[graywarrior]

15. It was rainy

And we made spectacles of ourselves at Whole Foods....you know, New Hampshirites and all.