It's that time again: Democratic Underground is looking for new predators

[NYC_SKP]

Flexible hours, all they prey you can eat. Tons of pizza. The predator hot tub should be up and running by end of May.

And, there's a new (used) regulation pool table for your entertainment.



:patriot:

[Soylent Brice]

1. do i have to provide my own weapons?

all i have is a sling shot.

[NYC_SKP]

3. We have bats, aluminum AND wood.

I'm old school.

I like the sound of a good old fashioned wood bat as it meets its mark.

:evilgrin:

[Soylent Brice]

10. i was thinking more like flinging paperclips via rubberband in someone's eye.

[NYC_SKP]

11. Then you might not ready.

How about an intern position?

All the same perks except the hot tub, and you have to eat after the senior predators, if there's anything left.

[Soylent Brice]

13. as long as i can still play pool. i'm not doing anyone's dry cleaning, am i?

if so, then FUCK that.

[SacredCow]

2. Will Dateline be trying to catch me, if I am chosen? n/t

[NYC_SKP]

4. "Why don't you come in and have some sweet tea?"

"I made it myself..."

[SacredCow]

5. Hey- Why is Chris Hansen here? Who's that guy with the camera? n/t

[NYC_SKP]

6. Is that rope and condoms in your pocket? You're free to leave, of course.

[SacredCow]

7. I was just going to talk to her. Really.

And I was going to make balloon animals with the condoms. Honest.

[NYC_SKP]

8. I have some of the exchanges you and she had. and pictures.

What the hell is that, a giant earthworm?

[SacredCow]

9. I thought I was talking to somebody else.

This is all a mistake. I've never done this before. I don't know how to use a computer. I'm Amish- I don't believe in using electricity.

[NYC_SKP]

12. But you work for frikkin Oracle.

We're not buying it!

Have a cookie, she made them herself.