Is there a way to hide a 14' trampoline?

[LaraMN]

MrLaraMN doesn't want. I do.

[johnnie]

1. Tip it upright when he is there

Tell him it's a big screen TV.

[LaraMN]

4. So I just need to scrounge up a projector.

Easy peasy!

[johnnie]

6. Yup

Ten bucks at some garage sale somewhere and a load of old Little Rascal reels and you're good to go.

[no name no slogan]

2. In your pants

tell him it's one of those Judy Jetson skirts

[LaraMN]

3. Ohhh... like a hoop skirt.

That would make for some serious power squats, too!

[Soylent Brice]

5. yeah, routine disassembly, which is a monumental pain in the ass.

[LeftyMom]

7. Tell him you need him to do some chore in the back yard, and he'll never go out there and see it.

Problem solved.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Make sure you get the net surround.

And, tell him that it will cause the MNlets to become utterly exhausted and is worth every penny.

We're on our second one.

[DS1]

9. You dig a 4 foot deep 14' hole in the ground

then put the trampoline in it, then cover that with grass.


Just make sure to remember it's there when mowing the lawn. Lawnmowers and trampolines never mix well

[LaraMN]

12. Omg! Omg!

There is the answer.
/the end.

[Thickasabrick]

26. I was thinking that same thing except not covering it with grass

just bouncing on it after it's buried. Would definitely be less of an eyesore.

[HopeHoops]

10. Take him out for a "after the kids are in bed" naked romp on it.

He won't care after that. Just wake him up before sunrise or the neighbors will probably notice.

[kimmerspixelated]

14. HH strikes again!

I laughed so hard!

[HopeHoops]

15. Hey, it worked with Mrs. HH and the 15' swimming pool!

And worked, and worked, and worked, and worked.....

[kimmerspixelated]

17. SO your MISTER

HopeHoops? I thought you were a woman..that's okay, they used to think I was a guy, until I changed my name.

[HopeHoops]

18. Yeah, last I checked.

It didn't fall off like my mother said it would if I did that.

[marzipanni]

20. ...and did that, and did that, and did that?

;)

[MrCoffee]

11. Sink it in the pool

You do have a pool, don't you?


If not, you need to dig a pool, fill it with water, then sink the trampoline in it.

[Crabby Appleton]

13. Tell him it's a shelter for deer

[Orrex]

16. Tilt it onto its side and say it's a satellite dish

True Fact: Everyone who has ever jumped on a trampoline has either died outright or shattered both femurs.

[Ptah]

19. Hire this woman to paint it invisible

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1176328/Artists-turns-old-Skoda-Fabia-invisible-car.html

[krispos42]

22. *snort*

:rofl:

[krispos42]

21. Grape vines

Grow them in the safety netting, thereby disguising both the trampoline and the net. It will also provide fresh, organic grapes and raisins, and can be used to make boxed wine if the situation calls for it.


Just, yanno, don't have the kids wear white...

[quakerboy]

25. Wait... you can MAKE boxed wine?

[krispos42]

27. gallon-sized zip-loc bag

Or so I heard... O8)

[quakerboy]

28. I have wasted my life

And worse, now I know it. Damn you for taking my innocence.

[krispos42]

29. Well, quality is variable, but...

...if you drink enough of it, you won't care!

[whistler162]

23. Yes.....

behind a 42" HD LCD TV with Blue-ray player and surround sound speakers.

It is the only way to safely do it.

[InternalDialogue]

24. Place it beneath a 15' trampoline. n/t

[Sabriel]

30. Tell him it's a satellite dish

And that he'll be the envy of the neighborhood.

[underpants]

31. When I lived in Baltimore I used to go out to the fenced in backyard

and bounce on the trampoline with "I am Woman" blasting on the stereo

all my neighbors thought I was nuts










they didn't know I had a trampoline


:bounce:

That is an old Ellen Degeneres joke btw