Looking for Mother's Day Humor

[Betsy Ross]

Something along the line of the Ben & Jerry's flavors for the * administration. I sent her a postcard of the pigeons with the caption "with breathless anticipation the crowd awaited the unveiling of the Bush state." She loved that one.

I need something new to send with MD greetings.

[underpants]

1. From Letterman

MOTHER'S DAY CARDS:
"To Mom, I hope you and dad aren't still having sex"
"Why do I look so much like the UPS guy?"
"You're starting to look like Yasir Arafat"
"I shoplifted this card just for you, mom - - Winona.
"I know we're not related, but may I call you Mommy?"
"Mom, sorry I called you 'Ho' on 'Jerry Springer'
"Have a Talibantastic Mother's Day from your son, Mullah Omar."
"Don't take this the wrong way, but you're starting to look Like Arnold Palmer." :rofl:
"Mom, I need room for my nautilus equipment, so I'm putting you in a home."
"Dear Mom, I just want to say thanks for helping me bury that hitchhiker."
"To Dave's Mom, with love from Dave's assistant."
"Sorry that psycho kid blew up your mailbox, mom"

http://lateshow.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/wahoo/index/php/20020528.phtml

[Betsy Ross]

2. I think the hitchhiker line will make a nice greeting card. Thanks. n/t

[NewJeffCT]

3. This is a terrific one from MoveOn

http://news.cnnbcvideo.com/index.html?nid=htVib2u7eto8Wuo31sx_jDQ0NDg2NQ--&id=16063-7006009-r7GA3Ux&p=moveon

Just fill in your mom's name and email it to her. Try it to yourself first to see how it works.