I'm thinking about writing a vegan vampire novel.

[CreekDog]

he dies rather quickly. :shrug:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Does a vegan vampire prey on unsuspecting pumpkins and melons,

sinking his fangs into their helpless, succulent flesh?

[Xipe Totec]

8. Beets me! n/t

[XemaSab]

12. It's been done

Namely, the "Bunnicula" series. Good times. :D

[rug]

2. Kill them with a steak in their hearts.

[Chan790]

3. Been Done. Starred a rabbit.

[mitchum]

13. Beat me to it!

[realisticphish]

17. I read those books

about 10 bazillion times

The Celery Stalks at Midnight, Howliday Inn...

That was elementary school for me :D

[LeftyMom]

4. I think we have a substitute for that now.

We do for everything else, thought as she chewed on her sandwich of improbably realistic vegan salami on toasted sourdough.

[Mudoria]

5. Will there be a run on blood oranges?

[CreekDog]

6. Oranges are out

i heard one fell out of a tree and gave a chipmunk a concussion. :eyes:

[Beam Me Up]

7. Turnips. You know, proving the old saw wrong.

[mainegreen]

9. This thread makes me think of Count Ducula.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Count_Duckula

I loved that show.

(god, I am so lame)

:P

[madinmaryland]

10. When is 5gan's grandmother going to comment on this thread??

Probably out with a box of wine!

:hide:

[Thickasabrick]

11. LOL....that was so cute

[Wetzelbill]

14. like Bunnicula?

[Swede]

15. You can call it Twilight.

:shrug:

[flvegan]

16. We get faux blood squeezing out our tofu.

I mean, not "we" per se, but a potential vampire that chooses a vegan lifestyle.