ok then, call the guy up and tell him that the pressure

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control is on the bottom front panel. i think it is a blue sliding knob. if he takes that pressure down about 100 psi or so, he should be ok.

alright, gotta get some food, talk to ya later.

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1. no, the red one kills the power...

is this guy a dumb ass?

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2. Didn't work.

The pig is still dancing.

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3. spray some WD40 into the gears, and spin them...

counter clockwise.

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4. OMG! The pig is now cussing us out using a combination of French and Klingon!

I think it's saying, "What now, bitches? What now?"

You got any other bright ideas?

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6. drill out the bolt using a 3/8 " titanium bit...

have someone spray water on the bit while you drill, cuz that fucker is going to get hot.

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8. Awesome. The pig has landed.

Whew! That was a close one! I did NOT want to have to purchase another slip 'n' slide.

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9. make sure ya get da rope offa it widout cuttin it...

dem fucking ropes are expensive.

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10. I know how to get the rope off.

Blimey!

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5. worse comes to worse, you can...

sprinkle some cornstarch down into the gearbox, but just enough to thicken the fluid slightly. if it starts getting gummy looking, you've put too much.

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7. alright, I'll be back in 20 minutes with the burgers...

i wanna see that fucking assembly sealed by the time i get back. and by sealed, i mean "SEALED", not "LOOKS LIKE IT IS SEALED", like you clowns did last week on that other job.