Idle question: How do I know if I've contracted the Ebola virus?

[arbusto_baboso]

Second question: How many of you have I needlessly panicked?

[Rabrrrrrr]

1. You'll find out in the autopsy.

[arbusto_baboso]

4. Okay, but who should I autopsy?

And do they have to be entirely dead before I start?

[dugaresa]

2. you know when you start hemorrhaging brain matter onto your keyboard

through your nose.

does that help?

[arbusto_baboso]

8. How can I tell brain matter from snot?

[sarge43]

13. Brain matter usually doesn't contain boogers.

YMMV

[rucky]

3. I think you'll start liquifying from the inside out...

in about 24-48 hours.

Keep us posted.

[arbusto_baboso]

9. Hell, that happens when I eat Domino's Pizza....

[rucky]

11. Next time you order, ask them to hold the monkey.

[Pierre.Suave]

5. Hemorrhagic Fever?

Should not be too difficult...

[TZ]

6. easy-

You'd be bleeding out of every single mucus membrane. And considering that I used to handle monkey samples that *potentially* had Ebola? You don't scare me...:rofl:

[TZ]

7. dupe

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

10. When you shit your liver out and it's much more runny than usual.

[sarge43]

12. You still alive?

You probably haven't.

[hobbit709]

14. If you're still alive-you didn't have it.

Panic? I let everyone else panic and then watch the fun.

[backwoodsbob]

15. if your forearm falls off while you're typing

you have ebola

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

16. Being messily dead would be a good clue.