Is there anything more pointless than a lock on a sliding screen door?

[alphafemale]

I'm saying this as I just locked mine.

Yep. Keeping the psychotic maniacs out of the house tonight. :rofl:

edit...whoops

[Inchworm]

1. My nipples

:D

:yoiks:

[jobycom]

2. Here in Texas, they just give the mosquitos a hard time.

It makes them madder though, which isn't good.

[madinmaryland]

3. Well, they do keep the cats inside.

They haven't figured out the they can scratch their way out!

Of course their lack of thumbs doesn't help either!

[mykpart]

6. My cat has pushed holes in several screens.

She just pushes her head steadily against the screen until a hole rips open. I can only open my windows about 3 inches!

[sammythecat]

4. Does seem ridiculous when I think about it.

Not only are they probably going to do what they're going to do, they're going to mess up your screen door as well.

[mcctatas]

5. a lock on the 7-11...

they are open 24 hours!