If Haruka is pure as the wind-driven snow then I'm next month's Penthouse Pet Centerfold....

[LynneSin]

Discuss....

[mainegreen]

1. Pics please. n/t

[LostinVA]

2. What the heck is this about? I need info before I can say which one is a liar

[LynneSin]

4. you know your wife's so-called 'purity' better than anyone

nuff said!

[LostinVA]

5. Why is she saying she's pure? What did you do to her???

[LynneSin]

6. Absolutely NOTHING

I swear that woman is addled in the brain!

[LostinVA]

7. I noticed you didn't answer the question

My poor little Haruka.

:cry:

[LynneSin]

8. What about your poor little Sissy? Don't I count for anything anymore

or have I been ditched!

:cry:

[LostinVA]

9. You don't rub my feet and make me scrambled eggs and pancakes

[LynneSin]

11. I would make you scrambled eggs & pancake

as for the feet thing - well I'll treat you to a pedicure from the salon near my house - they'll rub your feet.

[LostinVA]

12. You can show me you love me more than her by Ped-Egging my feet

She won't do that.

[LynneSin]

13. How about I buy you a ped-egg with a handle

that way you can reach your feet much easier!

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Actually, ever since she spilled her foot shavings, I don't let her touch my pedegg

[LostinVA]

15. NEITHER OF YOU LOVE ME!!!!!!

:cry:

[TZ]

3. All I have to say is now

You are going to induce a lot of fapping...:rofl:
FAP FAP FAP!!! BTW..I did see that your friend is still posting here..

[RetroLounge]

10. and I'm subscribing...

:woohoo:

RL

[MilesColtrane]

16. Dear Penthouse,

I'd always thought your letters to the editor were written by your editorial staff until one day when I was just hanging out in the DemocraticUnderground Lounge...