Wanna hear some Red State Stupidity from Ala?

[dixiegrrrrl]

We have a reader call-in column in the Mobile newspaper.
People speak their mind, bless their lil pea picking hearts.

Here are 2 recent gleanings:

"Let dogs breathe clean air"
To everyone calling about animals left in cars with windows rolled down a bit.
That's because the air conditioner is blowing.
We leave the window open a bit to keep out the carbon monoxide."

and

"Maybe that low-flying government plane over New York was really there
to see if anyone would shoot at it.
No one took any shots at it tho.
I guess that proves something about security".

And finally, a brief news piece about our dear Rovian Governor Bob Riley's solution for Hurricane
help:
" To save government money, build shelters closer to where evacuees live, because some evacuees could return to their homes sooner"

Guess he did not see Galveston.
or Biloxi
or the 9th Ward.