I need a manicure.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I also need a pedicure, a haircut, a back shave, a teeth whitening, some strength training, some new clothes, some money, some really good deodorant, an eyebrow wax, an ass wax, some sweat absorbing socks, a medication that works well for excess gas, some breath mints, a naval cleansing, some deep pore cleansing, some weight loss, better posture, dry skin treatment, some ear wax removal, a sinus flush, an enema, a medicated suppository, outpatient surgery for 17 skin tags, a few drinks, several large containers of medicated powder, various ointments, a new drool cup, a device that will stop me from snorting when I laugh, lip balm, some Grecian Formula, some specially made razors that conform to my body's "special areas", hair gel, some kind of device that keeps my nostrils from flaring when I get excited, some allergy medication, some over the counter pain relief, a new boat, some really comfortable underwear, and a fucking huge flat screen TV.

Thanks a lot.

[Droopy]

1. I almost bought a boat last week

It was a 13 foot john boat. 9.9 horse engine on the back, gas tank, battery and charger, trolling motor, and fish finder. All sitting on a trailer. $900. We could have gone fishing. But living in a condo complex with no garage I have no place to store it here, so I would have had to pay a monthly fee for storage elsewhere. It was a hell of a deal, though.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I'll store it in my garage!

(if you let me use it) :evilgrin:

[Droopy]

3. Sure, but you've gotta leave me with a full tank of gas.

And don't leave any beer cans in the boat. And you're not allowed to use my fishing tackle. And if you sink it you buy it- if you survive.

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. No problem!

I have a big box full of tackle...just haven't used it in a long time...here's a shitty pic of the last big fish I caught....someday I will get back into it...this was up in Canada...

[Droopy]

5. That's a nice fish. Walleye, right? Hard to tell.

We've got saugeye in Caesar's Creek Lake about 40 minutes from where I live. I've caught a few of them by accident when I was fishing for crappie. I've never been fishing in Canada, but I hear they've got some great fishing lakes up there.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. Large mouth bass...released after the pic...

We were catching bass and pike. Those pike are NASTY, with sharp teeth.

Yes, some absolutely stunning lakes up there. This was up in Ontario, near Brockport(?)