Dave is entering the sunset of his life

[sniffa]

http://theurbansurveyor.blogspot.com/

:rofl:

And the ads that keep popping up on the blog are killing me.

[GOPisEvil]

1. Is he going to be on hormone therapy?

:rofl:

[sniffa]

4. He's already on hormone therapy

That's why he can bench 480lb and do some jobs that take at least two people to do (and we sometimes fail because I'm not that strong).

[bicentennial_baby]

2. OMG

:spray:

:rofl:

[sniffa]

5. This happened today

and I'm hoping that he asks his girlfriend (the nurse) about his menopause. I already have the probable scenario mapped out in my mind. If it doesn't happen I may have to make up a blog for what I'm hoping happens.

:loveya:

[LeftyMom]

3. I'm surprised you didn't tag that post "midlodemocrat"

Rumor is she got that last litter in right under the wire.

[sniffa]

6. I initially was going to call out Midlo in the OP title

but figured she's already in bed and this will sink like a stone.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Wrong. Watching KO, freeper.

[madinmaryland]

9. WTF! I thought that was my wife who was with me watching KO!

FReeper!

[sniffa]

10. Woah! i didn't think you'd make it to your 8:30pm coffee.

:hi:

[Midlodemocrat]

11. If I drank anything caffeinated past 4PM, I won't sleep.

And, I don't sleep as it is.

So, it's Perrier, dude. :eyes:

[elshiva]

8. "The Swiney Flu"

:rofl:

[sniffa]

13. Swiney Flu Was An Inside Job

:D

[BeachBaby]

12. Can you bring Dave to my summer meetup?

[sniffa]

15. I'll see what I can do

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Now, THAT would be worth the drive.

:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

22. And I'm not worth the drive?

[Midlodemocrat]

23. OF course you are, schmoopie.

:kiss:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

24. Schmoopie is what I call LostinVA

She doesn't fall for it.

B-word.

[Midlodemocrat]

25. She's tres difficile, that one.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

26. You don't know the half of it

She gets vicious if she goes more than 20 minutes without a vat of Irish Breakfast Tea.

[Midlodemocrat]

27. DS1 is like that without Wild Turkey.

[LynneSin]

30. Seriously - don't you have enough people like that living in South Jersey

Do we need to import them in from Massachusetts now?

[Blue Diadem]

14. Oh noes, it's the dreaded big A.

Andropause! Nah, don't tell him that. He seemed to be satisfied with you telling him it was menopause, and probably the last thing he needs is TRT. Can you imagine him when he was younger?

BTW, your blog is hilarious.

[sniffa]

16. Thank you

Check back often as I try to do a daily update (I've been slacking lately). :hi:

[LibraLiz1973]

18. OMG. ROFLMAO!!!!!!!

I've never see that before, it is awesome

FUCKING CLASSIC!!

Does he know that you do this??? I dont know if it would be funnier that he did or didn't.

Such a great idea. KUDOS

[DS1]

19. Good

[LynneSin]

20. wait - Dave is almost 50

He's got the maturity level of a 13-year-old hitting puberty

[sniffa]

21. Yes, almost 50

:wow:

[LynneSin]

29. I honestly figured him to be about 22 tops

I guess being a mouthbreathing redneck is something you never outgrow

[Bertha Venation]

28. I wish I could read the Dave Blog at work.

It is so disgusting, but it's like a train wreck; I can't help but look.

At least you have entertainment during your days. :)