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JonLP24 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:51 AM Original message |
Springfield man gets 90 days for shooting wife during sex |
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Droopy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:53 AM Response to Original message |
1. I'm guessing that woman has been injured falling down the stairs several times. |
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sarge43 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 08:59 AM Response to Reply #1 |
2. Slipped in shower. n/t |
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SoCalDem (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 09:03 AM Response to Original message |
3. Apparently it really was a gun in his pocket, and he may not have been happy to see her |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 01:07 PM Response to Reply #3 |
18. He was going to use his sawed-off shotgun, but he was afraid she'd make a circumcision joke |
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Blue_Tires (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 09:09 AM Response to Original message |
4. Tackleberry? |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 09:12 AM Response to Original message |
5. ? |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 09:16 AM Response to Reply #5 |
6. Shoot Brandine, ya axed me to finish ya off! what's the dang deal? |
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SoxFan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 09:39 AM Response to Reply #6 |
7. +10 |
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Coventina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:03 AM Response to Reply #6 |
8. You win this thread! |
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petronius (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:37 AM Response to Reply #8 |
9. Yep, that's Herman. Brilliant, brilliant fellow... |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 10:41 AM Response to Original message |
10. I'm struggling to figue out exactly how such an accident could occur |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 11:07 AM Response to Reply #10 |
11. Danger-play is a common element of the sex lives of a lot of people. |
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NJmaverick (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 11:29 AM Response to Reply #11 |
14. I gues it doesn't work if the gun is unloaded? |
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Chan790 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 11:43 AM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Not really... |
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Strong Atheist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 11:15 AM Response to Original message |
12. . |
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rug (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 11:24 AM Response to Original message |
13. The gun is being treated for premature ejaculation. |
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DemBones DemBones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 04:29 PM Response to Reply #13 |
21. +1 |
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DS1 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 11:53 AM Response to Original message |
16. Well he was a Springfield after all. |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 01:06 PM Response to Original message |
17. That seems like a pretty light sentence for shooting someone |
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scheming daemons (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 01:12 PM Response to Original message |
19. Depends.. was she having sex with someone else or him? |
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timtom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 02:03 PM Response to Original message |
20. So, he shoulda waited till AFTER sex? |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
22. Was it good for you? nt |
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Haole Girl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
23. Wonder if it was role playing, or just the husband being a jackass |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 04:48 PM Response to Original message |
24. Not quite the orgasm either of them was expecting... |
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Deep13 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
25. Here's how I can see it happening as an accident. |
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Bossy Monkey (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu May-14-09 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
26. On the whole, "Fire!" was a poor choice for a safety word n/t |
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