Have you ever actually shat a brick?

[Taverner]

I can imagine that, being their rectangular shape and all, that it would hurt

Also, your ass would have to snap shut on you, with bricks not being tapered and all...

[datasuspect]

1. in all honesty?

yes.

a paver stone that had the brickyard name on it: "Wellington Paver"

[Taverner]

2. Did it make a clinking noise when it hit the bowl?

[datasuspect]

3. it chipped the porcelain

i retrieved it and took it to the doctor, he got me booked on the merv griffin show to talk about it.

[Arugula Latte]

4. No, but

when my husband was a boy his mom called poop "B.M.s" (for bowel movements). She had a Southern accent so for years he thought she was saying "beam" as in "Did you make a beam?"

[Taverner]

5. Quite honestly, I have had a few that would fall into that category

Dunno what I was doing snacking at construction yards and all, but hey - cocaine is one helluva drug

[petronius]

6. There have been times when I thought a brick would have been preferable

:(

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