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Edited on Thu May-14-09 05:14 PM by Rabrrrrrr
Begin your chapter with something like:
The data in this chapter are gathered from the following sources: Falcon(1), Hemmingworth(2), Kleptorepublicanshitbag(3), Agamemnon(4), and Gaius Maximus(5). Instead of footnoting everything specifically, they will be labeled by author's name.
And then, in the those footnotes, explain what the papers/research/whatever it is, such as:
1. "Republicans Do Steal More Shit Than Illegal Immigrants, Mexicans, Blacks, and Muslims Combined, Contrary to What they Say on FOX TV, Thus Proving that self-identified Republicans Are Psychotic Lying Shitbags", Journal of Modern Psychiatric Research, August 2008, p.41-12869.
Then, whenever you bring up a batch of data, you can just put the data's author in parentheses, and don't have to keep footnoting which particular graph or table on whatever specific page that particular data came from.
Like this: Republicans lied an average of 4 times every 5 seconds on FOX TV in the run-up to the elections (Falcon), and Sarah Palin topped a whopping rate of one lie per word (Hemmingworth). As seen in the following table from Gaius Maximus, there are more lies per hour on FOX News than there are bicuspids in living people on planet earth, and more unethical acts initiated by Republicans every hour than there were pop tabs pulled on soda cans from 1957-1985.
(Table whatever from Gaius Maximus, who clearly has a dental fetish or just a savoring of useless comparisons)
And so on.
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