My friend is making me go yard saling with her in the morning.

[Midlodemocrat]

I'd rather have a root canal without anesthesia.

Dear God.

[GOPisEvil]

1. What caliber weapon does your friend have to your head?

[Midlodemocrat]

6. The weapon known as guilt. Very effective. Doesn't leave a mark.

[Kali]

2. maybe you can find a microwave

[Midlodemocrat]

5. Not bloody likely. I need a built in.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. At first I read that as "yard sailing"

and I kind of wondered how that was done -- like you swoop across people's yards holding up a bedsheet as a sail, or something. This might actually be more interesting than yard saling.

[Midlodemocrat]

8. Having your spleen ripped out by a demon would be more interesting that yard saling.

[I Have A Dream]

10. I did also.

:D

[Shell Beau]

4. Ick! What time do you have to get up in the morning?

I would rather go to the gyno I swear.

[Midlodemocrat]

7. She's picking me up at 8.

I swear. I hate it. She loves it. Goes every weekend. :puke:

[Shell Beau]

9. 8:00 isn't too bad. People will go at 6:00-6:30!

That blows my mind.

[Midlodemocrat]

12. I know. All to be the first in line to buy used crap.

I don't get it. Not at all.

[krispos42]

19. If you see a nice bike for a 4-year-old, snag it for me, wouldya?

Thanks! :hi:

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. When she shows up, you should be standing there with a bedsheet sail hanging from a mast

and tell her you are all excited about going yard sailing, and is it going to be windy enough?

[Midlodemocrat]

14. OMG. That would be epic. I just might do that.

:rofl:

[belladonna]

11. Tell her something came up and you have to do a beat down

Seriously, I'm at that point now.....

Ack, my mother (who I love dearly) used to drag me to yard sales all the time and now I can't stand the sight of a yard sale sign. :puke:

[bigwillq]

15. You're a good friend.

:eyes:

[whistler162]

16. Cool..... so does your friend have a plan as to which yards

to sell or do you just stop at random houses and try and sell their yards?

[Swede]

17. Pick me up a toaster.

If you find one.

[texanwitch]

18. I found some nice stuff at yard sales but most of the stuff is junk.

I did buy some really nice glass mugs for 25 cents a piece, we use them all the time.

It is like a treasure hunt.

[Kat45]

20. My town is having its annual town-wide yard sale tomorrow.

I'm psyched.

[susanna]

21. Just tell yourself you'll find something wonderful.

It could happen. :-)

ETA: italics

[ScreamingMeemie]

22. I suppose it's what you get for making her play bunco.

:hi:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

23. Let us know when you find that Rembrandt etching.

:rofl:

Or that original Tiffany lamp......

:toast:


(I watch Antiques Roadshow a lot....) :D

[Midlodemocrat]

24. Do you know anything about me at all? Never gonna happen.

[Moondog]

25. My sympathies.