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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 07:26 AM
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How to care for Philip J Fry
1. Get him a nice, big, one-eyed monster:


2. Get him some robots to play with:


3. Get some Slurm:


4. Remind him of life:
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 07:39 AM
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1. One-eyed monster !
The poor guy have been rejected too many times by Leela dammit!




Hubba-hubba ! :9

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rcrush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 01:26 PM
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2. win
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 05:57 PM
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10. holy shit a fucking DINOSAUR!!!!!!!!1111111111
and it even looks like it's being piloted by a giant prehistoric reptile!
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Blue_Tires Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 06:01 PM
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11. dude...she even let zapp branigan hit it...
i wouldn't touch it under any circumstance!
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 07:52 PM
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12. You wouldn't touch it under any circumstance ?
Touch what? Zapp? I wouldn't touch it under any circumcision either! :P
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 02:03 PM
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3. Reincarnate his dog?

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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 02:44 PM
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5. OMG!
That episode was really a heart-breaker.When I saw it my dog was badly sick so...

Poor Seymour! :cry:
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pokerfan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 02:51 PM
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7. Connie Francis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLmnyRozFKk

If it takes forever I will wait for you
For a thousand summers I will wait for you
Till you're back beside me, till I'm holding you
Till I hear you sigh here in my arms

Anywhere you wander, anywhere you go
Every day remember how I love you so
In your heart believe what in my heart I know
That forevermore I'll wait for you

The clock will tick away the hours one by one
Then the time will come when all the waiting's done
The time when you return and find me here and run
Straight to my waiting arms

If it takes forever I will wait for you
For a thousand summers I will wait for you
Till you're here beside me, till I'm touching you
And forevermore sharing your love

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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 02:54 PM
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8. Damn you pokerfan !!
:cry: :toast:
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LeftOfSelf-Centered Donating Member (270 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 02:17 PM
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4. Find him a new doctor...
Not this guy:


:D
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 02:50 PM
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6. Well Zoidberg can be surprising sometimes:


:D

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Moondog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat May-16-09 02:56 PM
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9. I vote
Slurm!
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