The TV wants me to call an 800 number

[LeftyFingerPop]

But all I want to do
Is hang out my window
And wash my face in the rain
Feel the water on my back
Breathe out as the water runs down my cheeks into my mouth
And hope I don't fall

[Droopy]

1. What? Are some kind of poet or something?

Seriously, that's a good one. Do you write more stuff like that?

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. I just type crap that I feel...

and my poetry truly sucks, but thanks Droopy. :pals:

[Droopy]

3. You wanna see some crappy poetry? I'll show you some crappy goddamn poetry.

Beer by Droopy

If wine is divine
then beer is heavenly.

You know when life gets going strong
that there is absolutely nothing wrong
with throwing back a cold six pack
to ease you of your panic attack.

And when it seems like life is hell
and everyone is ringing your bell
invite them out to have a drink
and drink the brew until you stink.

And if your mate leaves you one night
old beer never grows trite
it will be there ever faithfully
to share in your poor misery.

But you really don’t need an excuse
to put good beer into use
all you really need is a five spot
and a place to keep it from getting hot.

[jeff30997]

4. ROFLMAO !!!

Just reading it I feel like drinking it! :rofl:

[Droopy]

6. I wrote that for a poetry class in college

I wrote 15 poems for that class and my instructor liked my beer poem the best. So you can only imagine how bad the other ones are. I'm too embarrassed to post them. :blush:

[jeff30997]

9. The thing is...

That it's perfect for a song so I started reading and it quickly turned into

some kind of really catchy drunken sailor song.:)

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. I love that!

:D

You're a good guy Droopy!

[Droopy]

7. See, you don't write bad poetry. You just have bad taste in poetry.

:D

Thanks, man.

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. Nah, you're real...no pretension...

that's what I like! :)