Is this a real children's book? How can they sell this?

[SilverFallsNY]

Is this a real children's book? :o

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Somehow I suspect it's satire...

But I see nothing at all wrong with kicking the Berenstain Bears in in the dick, or wherever.

[flvegan]

2. Only if it's teaching that all footballers wear a cup.

At any rate, I doubt it.

But, welcome to DU!

[SilverFallsNY]

3. Thanks for the welcome!

Found it in a funny pics file I was emailed at work.

I'll pos tthe rest tonight in a thread b/c it seems kinda boring in the lounge tonight.

[petronius]

4. From the cover art, it looks like the kick landed on a berry rather than on the twig

I'm conflicted - phallo-aggressive violence is never a laughing matter, but a perverted version of a saccharine cartoon definitely is. What do do, what to do... :shrug:

:rofl:

[marzipanni]

5. Better to be kicked in the dick

than be electrocuted in the box. :o

[sakabatou]

6. LMAO

[MilesColtrane]

7. Once they've descended...

...a well placed foot there is never forgotten by males.

One time is all that is needed for the lesson. Further teaching aids are not necessary.

[cwydro]

8. Welcome to DU!

[Blue_Tires]

9. red card....

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

10. Did someone get Photoshop as a present?

:)
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