if the other half I was with DIDN'T believe it until I explained the situation to them

[charlie and algernon]

Will the creditors forgive my sweethearts high credit score and allow us to move out of her parent's basement? Or at least allow me to quit my gig at the Ren Faire?

[mainegreen]

1. You need to consult the Oracle.

bring mayo.

[charlie and algernon]

4. but I can't bring a spoon that doesn't exist

[mainegreen]

5. Plato has one of those.

He's out back restocking stockings.

[charlie and algernon]

6. so he's come out of his cave then?

[Lucian]

2. At least you're not working at a job that requires you to wear a pirate hat.

[charlie and algernon]

3. that's true, but my car seems to sputter before it goes