I'm calling out my wife Haruka -- I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT THE HELL SHE DID TONIGHT!!!

[LostinVA]

She didn't put my chocolat milk into the fridge early enough, so it wasn't at the proper frosty temperature when I drank it after Crossfit.

I mean, what the FUCK?!

[Midlodemocrat]

1. But how many threads did she get locked?

I'm guessing none.

So, bite me, freeper.

[LostinVA]

2. Does Brenda properly cool your organic chocolate milk, Pol Pot?

Of course she did. So STFU.

[Midlodemocrat]

3. That shitty BoyM bought Chocolate DRINK the other day.

BabyM almost hurled.

:rofl:

[Tektonik]

4. WTH is chocolate drink?

[Midlodemocrat]

11. Thank you. No clue. But it was pretty vile, apparently.

[DeepBlueC]

13. I think all but milk free

may contain "milk ingredients". It sucks. Think of that instant hot chocolate made with water...ugh.

[AlCzervik]

5. did she make you cinnabons as well?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

6. No, I did not

I made myself a Trader Joe's quiche and set out to the Apple Store.

[AlCzervik]

7. good, she wouldn't have appreciated them anyhow.

:pals:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. She would have just calling me a fucking choad.

[burning rain]

8. She's a trophy wife and she knows it.

Being hot is all you can expect of her.

[NewJeffCT]

10. Time to trade her in for a 22 year old?

or, maybe 21?

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

12. She just said possibly 22

They have to be able to drink for at least a year.