I paid $700 for a pair of call girls and I don't regret it one bit

[Oeditpus Rex]

Their sound is amazing AND they don't disturb the neighbors.

[SeattleGirl]

1. ........

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[no name no slogan]

2. I'd call that a bargain at any price

You might think you could find something like that at Sam's Club?

[SeattleGirl]

3. Probably could, but you'd have to watch for lead content.

[boilerbabe]

4. HUH? did you confuse call girls with an iPod?? heehehe...n/t

[sniffa]

5. It must be nice to waste money so foolishly

and brag about it on DU. You stay classy San Diego. :eyes:

[suninvited]

6. This was just a copycat..... NT

[sniffa]

10. I responded appropriately

[AlCzervik]

11. i can't hear you.

peasant.

[suninvited]

13. of course you did

shouldnt joke around at a time like THIS
!

[Pierre.Suave]

14. I do it just for you sniffa

Got to give you something to bitch about.

[RetroLounge]

7. a Pair? a Pair?

Greedy bastidge...

RL

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. damn...for $700.oo One would think that they could disturb the

neighbors, Just a Little Bit. ;)

:high five:

[DS1]

9. They must have been wearing vinyl

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to relight the fire with a few hundreds, and pour myself a blue label and coke, fire the butler, and watch the Casanblanca (original print, of course) in the 45-seat house theatre

[Pierre.Suave]

12. Hahaha

Good copycat.

[Call Me Wesley]

15. This cheap bottle of Mumm Champagne

did already cost me $700. Then the wanted me to buy them even a cheaper one, called Dom Pérignon at $1200.

Me: "Don't you have a Krug, Clos du Mesnil? No? Cristal? Something I can drink and offer to you?"
SandËe: "Oh, we thin it with Orange juice anyway. Doesn't matter to us as far as it is bubbly."
Me: "Orange juice? You know what it 's made of, do you?"
LIndée: "Oranges?"
Me: "No. Orange flavored water. They grow them in California, and when they're ripe, they squeeze their juices into little glass jars, sending it off to Nèstle to analyze. Then their chemists come up with a surrogate of Orange flavor, and they need only one drop on a gallon of water. A good friend, Dr. Benway, told me so."
SandËe: "Just buy the bottle, and you'll have the night of your dreams!"
Me: "If I'm dreaming, I'm mostly asleep. You want me to sleep right here? This cheap imitated leather might do the trick, but I do snore."
LIndée: "Can't you just have fun?"
Me: "Sure I can. Funny you ask, since I have a fake nose with Groucho glasses with me. If I put these on, we'll have lots of fun!"
SandËe, chewing her gum, strawberry flavored: "At least I hope it's a big nose?"
Me: "It's a Groucho nose. I look like Kant wearing it."
LIndée: "Jack Kant was here yesterday, and he bought the champagne!"
Me: "Was he playing soccer before? He only drinks champagne after a good play."
LIndée: "You're weird."
Me: "No I'm not, I'm just rational."

Well, it wasn't really a fun night after all. I had to put on my Groucho glasses, read Sartre's 'Being and Nothingness' to them while they threw peanuts at me. Then they made me dance to ABBA.

I'll never drink Mumm again ...