Dear Call Me Wesley, the film I asked you to get was "Monster's Ball."

[Heidi]

Please return "Monster Balls" at your earliest convenience.

Meanwhile, I will amuse myself with your vast collection of Star Wars, Star Trek, BSG, Monty Python and various Samurai-related DVDs.

Cordially submitted,

Your wife,

Heidi

[rcrush]

1. Whats the difference?

:hide:

[Heidi]

2. Excuse me, but are you a sockpuppet

of Call Me Wesley? Or are you just a guy? :rofl:

[cwydro]

3. Lol!

We're awaiting the review for Monster Balls.

[Call Me Wesley]

4. But ... but ...

It's really interesting. I mean, there's this girl, and she's running away from home with cancelled credit cards and has to live on the street for a few days, then meets this guy who wants to help her and then ...

:wow: :wow: :wow: :wow:

[Heidi]

6. Make a small donation to alleviate her plight,

then get the right freakin' movie. Please. :7

[Bucky]

5. Dood, Wesley, you need some aloe vera for that burn?

[flvegan]

7. Hahaha!

[no name no slogan]

8. Y'know, my girlfriend got pissed at me when I brought home "Field of Reams" by mistake, too

:(

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Oooo, liar!

The only way you could amuse yourself with Python DVDs would involve power tools and/or explosives.



:spank:




Speaking of the latter, have you seen "The Exploding Version of 'The Blue Danube'" in Episode 26?

[Heidi]

10. Untrue. Every time I watch MP videos, I'm COMPLETELY amused, as in,

"What the f*ck? Have they no command of American English????"

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Bally Jerry pranged his kite

right in the how's-your-father. Harry Blighter dickie-birdied, feathered back on his sammie, took a waspie, flipped over on his Betty Harpers and caught his can in the bertie.



:P

[Call Me Wesley]

12. She doesn't like war-related stuff,

but, unlike me and you, she flew in a P-51 and caught the can in a field.

Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'let me tell you something,' 'I just wanna say this' and 'right in the hows-your-father!' Well, you've posted now, so shut up!

[Oeditpus Rex]

13. Everything's 'bottoms,' isn't it?

Poodle! I'm not getting through to you, am I?! You know, I stay in hotels all over the world, and this is the first time I've had to bribe a chef to cook me a meal and then found out he doesn't have the basic goddamn ingredients! Holy cow, can't you see what a crummy dump this is?!









Flay Otters.

[Call Me Wesley]

14. Fussy, are you?

There's a place in Eastbourne you'd might like way better.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. I in your Eastbourne was given birth to

But am staying in Torquay house all time during var, due to jolly old moose falling on mein head, and vas unable to go in the streets or to go visit hide-and-seek matches or go to Paignton where sand is painted white. Ha ha. Am retired engine driver and pacifist, mit der chuff-chuff-chuff und der narrow-traction bogeys, without doing vater... enhanced interrogation. Oh, and am glad England vin Vorld Series. Joe DiMaggio. Marilyn Monroe. And eating I am lots of Großße Macs and hole in the toads and Dundee cakes on Wichita Line, don't you know old chap, vot!

[Call Me Wesley]

17. My dickie old chum!

I am not a racialist, but, und this is a big but, we in the National Bocialist Party believe das Überleben muss gestammen sein mit der schneaky Babe Ruth, who had ze grossen bawonkas! Historische Taunton ist Volkermeinig von Meinhead. And England? England? Ze gestrakkensak! Umph, the Tommies! The Tommies!

[Oeditpus Rex]

18. Oh, *Esperanto!*

I'm sorry, I thought there was something wrong with you.









INVEST IN MEIINEHEAD!

[Call Me Wesley]

19. Mi ne frapanta vi!

Mi estas prov ĝojigi vin supre!

[Oeditpus Rex]

20. Nan desu ka?

I just tried to translate the German version of the Funniest Joke in the World into Japanese, and Babelfish 'sploded. :ghsur:

[Call Me Wesley]

22. Mia hundar akir ne nazo ............................

Kiel li povas odoron?
Awful ...............

私のdog' sはいかに臭いがするか鼻を得なかったひどい

[Oeditpus Rex]

23. Oh, the fun we have!

[Schema Thing]

15. hah!

Although, if you find the unedited portion of the sex scene in Monster's Ball, you'll probably both be satisfied. And it turns out BBThornton's balls do seem larger than average.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. No spoilers, but I know everyone loved that movie.

I thought it was awful. What do I know?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

24. Dear Heidi,

Take heart. There is not much difference between the two. Now, Monster Trucks is a different story altogether. ;)