Apart from some time travel waffle that's written so generically that even G W B could understand it without needing to see it a brazillion times be told what how many are in a brazillon...
It seemed a generic action piece, sponsored by Budweiser, Nokia, and the car company that little baby Kirk steals and crashes... :eyes:
The actors were good; how the characters were written bugged me more.
Nice to see some people saying more than blind "it was the best movie ever and I hated the original star trek!" routines; I've been on the internet and in real life trying to make people understand that if you're going to remake a movie, keep the creator's original spirit involved or else it's better to make a new franchise entirely. Paramount wanted the name "Trek" to bring in money, because the thought of anything new probably scared them silly. But I digress.
There was a LOT more to the real Kirk than the one-sided macho high school punk oaf displayed in that movie. (For which even the Kobyashi Maru scene was camped up for comedic effect. Yuck. is the writing too wimpy to take itself seriously?)
For now on, I'm adding the prefix "Nu" to the characters because they are not the same people.
I loathed the scene where NuScotty is told he hadn't invented ___ yet. Was the writer so fond of Trek IV that he just wasn't able to come up with that scene all by himself?
Ditto for when Romulan baddie Nero ("Nero"? Who's next, "Caesar"?!) puts a brain busting beetle into NuPike's head. Gee, another plot "borrowing" afoot?
NuChekhov and NuSulu were relegated to total caricatures. Anyone who saw (and remembered) "Star Trek V" will notice the same caricature-like treatment given to Sulu and Chekov.
NuUhura's point was to drool all over Spock.
Spock's plot starts out as what was told in "Journey to Babel" (season 2, 1967) and expanded upon. Actually, the Spock development I liked. Which is why I dropped the prefix. :)
McCoy seemed mostly in character too, but then we didn't see enough of him.
The movie relies on superficial action and superficial characters to make it through. There is no depth that the original series had. The movie itself is a parody with nice special effects. But then comes the ending, which is a real insult to Gene Roddenberry.
It's all over the internet that Abrams never got into the original Trek...
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2009/may/07/jj-abrams-interview-star-trek and the nmber of purportedly fan-pleasing references and set pieces "borrowed" from the previous 10 movies (and 300+ TV episodes) only goes to show there isn't a shred of original thought in the movie. If it wasn't for the pretty f/x sequences, and the fact I wanted to tell people I watched the whole thing so they'd stop telling me in a patronizing fashion "I think you should go and see the movie", I would have walked out of this inane drivel halfway through - I wish I had, as the ending was such an insult.
Why do remakes have to be so parochial, when not insulting those who created the franchises in the first place? Gene would not have been pleased. Then again, he wasn't happy with Trek VI and they dedicated that one to him on his deathbed anyway... Hollywood isn't known for having a soul...
P T Barnum was right, there's one born every minute. Lots of people love this new, vapid remake - that even tells the audience they're in a new alternate reality, so why must this be a "Trek" movie in the first place? It just isn't. The characters readily prove that.