DUer discovers Perpetual Motion Machine.

[denem]

Now be nice. A poster addressing global warming has received glowing reviews for his breakthrough solutions to some age old problems. For example, to generate energy, concentrating electric light on solar panels could free us from fossil fuels. Absolutely Fabulous. In the words of Dead Parrot:

Dude, you are awesome.
The panels use artificial lighting aka our eclectic lights to generate electricity.
Words cannot describe how epic that statement is. Truly the stuff of legends.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=5706307&mesg_id=5707176

Far from being discouraged, our friend has accepted his applause and gone on to describe how a moving vehicle can generate more energy than it consumes.

Now I am not calling out. Far from it. Leaving aside sex and perpetual motion, if you have found a new, astounding solution, to a seemingly intractable problem, with, or without, chemical assistance- Please, yes please share it with The Lounge.