What the hell is this huge thing on my arm?

[LeftyFingerPop]

I would post a picture of it, but you wouldn't be very happy with me.

I'd get a bunch of comments like "ewwwww.....I'm eating here you know".

Well, nevermind...you people are wimps.

Can't even post a medical picture without you complaining.

Why do I bother.

[Dr. Strange]

1. Um, it's a peanut butter sandwich.

Go on, eat it. You know you want to.

[LeftyFingerPop]

3. It's on the back of my arm, near my elbow.

How the hell am I going to eat that? I can barely reach it with the tip of my tongue.

It tastes like chicken.

[Gormy Cuss]

6. It's your funny bone, silly. n/t

[LeftyFingerPop]

8. But I am constantly told I am not funny. How could I have a funny bone?

[Dr. Strange]

9. Excuses.

That's all I'm hearing: excuses. Eat the damn sandwich!

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. OK, but I'm going to have to use a straw.

[Dr. Strange]

11. Your logic is phallacious.

Resorting to a straw, man? That means I automatically win the argument!

[LeftyFingerPop]

12. I have a painful growth, and you're going to make me go get a dictionary?

That's heartless.

[Dr. Strange]

13. Eat the sandwich!

Eat it! Eat it!

Oh, and grab me a bag of Doritos too.

[LeftyFingerPop]

14. OK, I grabbed my bag. Now what?

[Dr. Strange]

17. Send them to Dr. Strange, c/o the DU Lounge.

And don't touch 'em! They're mine!

Now eat your sandwich! Eat it! EAT IT!

[LeftyFingerPop]

18. Do you really believe that a sandwich is on my arm?

Is this some kind of inside joke?

Am I the butt of an inside joke?

Am I the butt?

[Dr. Strange]

19. No ifs, ands, or butts.

EAT THE SANDWICH!

[LeftyFingerPop]

20. How did you get a picture of the thing on my arm????

[Dr. Strange]

21. I've got a live feed from the camera in your nostril.

You knew about that camera, right?

[LeftyFingerPop]

22. No I didn't, but I wondered why my left nostril was 5 inches in diameter.

[Dr. Strange]

23. Sorry, I should have told you last year when I installed it.

By the way, that thing you did this morning in the shower? Don't do that again. Or at least not before you've had your first cup of coffee.

[LeftyFingerPop]

24. Shower? Don't be silly...

I only shower on my birthday.

[Dr. Strange]

25. Happy Birthday, LeftyFingerPop!

:toast:

[LeftyFingerPop]

26. Shit. Does that mean I have to wash now?

[Dr. Strange]

27. Sadly, your sandwich will now get all soggy.

Too bad you didn't heed my advice to eat it.

[LeftyFingerPop]

28. What if I dry clean myself?

[TZ]

29. God lord...will you two get a room already?!

Taterguy's gonna be jealous! :rofl:

[LeftyFingerPop]

30. I will not allow either Dr. Strange or taterguy to bathe me.

They are both too rough.

[TZ]

32. hm.

Interesting visual there...:evilgrin:

[LeftyFingerPop]

33. For YOU maybe...

:rofl: :hi:

[Dr. Strange]

42. Locking.

This is a blatant call-out. And MrCoffee is not here to defend himself.

[LeftyFingerPop]

43. You better not be implying that I think of him when I wash myself.

[Dr. Strange]

44. You wouldn't be the first.

I won't name names, so as not to embarrass flvegan.

[LeftyFingerPop]

45. Name names?

You repeated a word, with the second word being plural. Please check your posts for errors before hitting the "post message" button. I'm a busy guy, and I don't have time to be weeding through typos.

[Dr. Strange]

46. I get that a lot when I post posts.

n/t n/ts

[LeftyFingerPop]

47. I do that a lot too too. That's why the mods always lock my threads twice.

[Arugula Latte]

2. Your hand?

:shrug:

[LeftyFingerPop]

5. No. My hand doesn't look like a big, ugly festering mess.

[RadiationTherapy]

4. Flvegan's head in a headlock?

[LeftyFingerPop]

7. Nah, that's not it.

[arbusto_baboso]

15. It's your parthenogenetic double.

Trust me. It just is.

[LeftyFingerPop]

16. Another guy that makes me go look up a word.

What's with the big words today? You should know by now that I am too stupid to understand big words.

[gmoney]

31. "It was a gummy bear."

Ten points to whomever cites the reference...

[siligut]

34. From The Simpsons

Homer had a growth on his elbow. Where are my 10 pts? And good application in this situation.

[gmoney]

48. Check your August statement for your reward points update.

10,000 points and you get a gummi bear of your own.

[LeftyFingerPop]

35. You could quite possibly be correct.

[siligut]

36. Don't know of any Gummi Bears that taste like chicken.

Okay, you have complained of elbow trouble before. At the time you felt it was associated with your shoulder problem. I remember this stuff. I don’t think it is a Gummi Bear or a peanut butter sandwich, which was just wishful thinking on Dr.S’s part because he was hungry.

I am still waiting for my 10 pts too.

[LeftyFingerPop]

37. I think it was a Gummi Chicken...

which makes me a little queasy thinking about.

As far as your 10 pts...you will have to speak to gmoney about that.

:hi:

[siligut]

38. When you say, “was”; does that mean it is gone now?

I am not going to worry about my 10 pts. Now if it were an igloo or something, I might pursue it.
This thread had me :rofl: And I think you cheered TZ up too. :hi:

[LeftyFingerPop]

39. .

I am glad you and TZ got a laugh out of this. I'm cracking up too, but I always laugh at my own posts...because I'm insane. :rofl: :hug:

PS - it's still there.

[siligut]

40. You have a PM.

And yes, best laugh of the day.

[LeftyFingerPop]

41. Answered. Thanks, siligut! n/t

[arbusto_baboso]

49. Your backne has migrated.

[LeftyFingerPop]

50. You're starting to get on my fucking nerves.

:D

[arbusto_baboso]

51. Cool! My work here is done...