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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 07:26 PM
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I want to thank Kim Jong-Il for covering up for me for the fart I unloaded in North Korea yesterday
Gonna cost him a lot, this one. But friends cover up for friends, and it was his quick thinking that saved me from an awful lot of embarrassment.

"It registered in Japan?"

"Yeah. Sorry."

"Man, what are we gonna tell people?"

"GOnna have to be something big."

"Oh, I know! I'll tell everyone we detonated a nuclear bomb!"

"Thanks!"

"And dude, seriously, turn on the fan or something. This is fucking rancid."





Man, I owe him big time now.
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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 07:30 PM
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1. IBTL!
:rofl:
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 07:55 PM
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2. Note to self:
Send Rabrrrrrr a big batch of homemade bran muffins.
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siligut Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 08:22 PM
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3. It's always about you isn't it?
Is this a body fluid thread? Rabrrrrrr, was it a wet one? IBTL to cover myself.
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 08:27 PM
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4. BFF
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WildEyedLiberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue May-26-09 08:31 PM
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5. Now I know who to blame when the New Madrid fault finally goes
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