Every episode of House ever.... funny link!

[belladonna]

First, a disclaimer: I love House and am currently watching all the episodes on DVD, but this is just FUNNY! Much as I love the show, it does get pretty damn ridiculous at times. First, the overabundance of seizures in the first season, then the third season where it seemed like just about every damn patient ended up with liver failure or kidney failure and, in a few cases, both. Oh, and you gotta love how they break into the patient's home in more episodes than not and have a look around.... I guess doctors need back-up skills in this economy, huh? :D

Like House or hate it, you gotta check this out :P

http://www.cracked.com/blog/write-your-own-house-episode/

[Jamastiene]

1. And MS is almost always the diagnosis, or one of the

dozens of diagnoses, in each and every episode. Not to mention all the times he kills patients just to save them. In real life, a doctor like that would have been thrown out on his ass long ago. I love House. :rofl:

[belladonna]

2. That and the walking around eating Vicodin like candy

Can you imagine if your doctor sat down and started talking and eating Vicodin like they're Sweetarts?? I'd be heading out the door FAST :scared:

[Jamastiene]

4. As much as I love drugs myself,

I'd be right there with you running out the door. :scared:

[Rabrrrrrr]

3. That's exactly it!

:rofl:

And I LOVE House - great show, but hilariously formulaic.

[belladonna]

5. It's almost become part of the attraction for me

I think part of the reason I watch now is something akin to a drinking game, only without the alcohol. I watch and wait for moments like the ones in the link and lmao :rofl:

[Iggo]

6. Beautiful. Brilliant.

[bicentennial_baby]

7. My second favorite show!

It was my favorite, until I got cracked out on LOST. D'oh!

[belladonna]

9. I love House too

You gotta admit tho, this guy nailed it :P

[bicentennial_baby]

11. That was f'n hilarious!!!

:rofl:

I read it out loud for Mike and our guest. hahahahaha.

Oh, check your PM. ;)

[Dramarama]

8. They should do this

with Law And Order

[belladonna]

10. Oh hells yeah

I should look through his past stuff.... he might have already gone there :rofl:

[blogslut]

12. They left out the overriding principle of the show:

[belladonna]

13. Oh geez

I forgot about the damn lupus... maybe I've got paraneoplastic syndrome (Wilson even loves that one) :rofl:

[blogslut]

14. The Cracked bit was funny

I love Cracked. Their lists are some of the best things on the Interwebs.

[question everything]

15. And cancer, of course (nt)

[Zavulon]

20. He finally did get patient with a case of Lupus.

The magician in the fourth season, the episode which starts with Kutner and Big Love at the magician's show.

[progressoid]

16. I just watched two episodes!

Cool link!

[auntAgonist]

17. So predictable but I LOVE it!

We're just ending the first season.

Can't wait to see the rest.

aA

[texanwitch]

18. I just started watching House.

They seem to be a cross between Drs. and cops.

Can't Dr. House get his knee fixed?

[XemaSab]

21. He had an infarction in his leg

and they had to cut out a huge chunk of it. x(

[applegrove]

19. Very well done.

[FloridaJudy]

22. They left out the part

Where House bullies a surgeon into performing a risky operation, which later proves unnecessary.

What HMO do these patients have, anyway? Nobody ever seems to have to call for authorization for anything.

[dana_b]

23. In all my years as a nurse...

I've never seen someone "poop a lung". However if it happened anywhere, it would show up on House. I love that silly show and this was great!

[Sebastian Doyle]

24. Funniest thing I ever heard on House

Though probably not intentionally.....

Season 1 this billionaire drug company bastard Vogler (or something like that) tries to buy his way into the hospital, to use it as a stage for clinical trials and use the staff to shill for his own pharmaceuticals. And when House doesn't jump through his hoops, he calls a board meeting and says that House is "everything that's wrong with health care in this country".

Great line just based on the complete absurdity factor of it, though it would have been better had he actually said it TO House, because I can only imagine what his comeback would have been.

[MilesColtrane]

25. One of the things I find ridiculous is the fact that someone...

...on the diagnostic team does EVERY single test or procedure they order.

MRI? Yep, there's one of them running the machine.
Pathology? They are peering into the microscope and counting the cells themselves.

[Sebastian Doyle]

26. And they all do their own lab work

At my local hospital, I don't even think the lab is in the same building. Or it least it wasn't the last time they had to stick a needle in me.