I just told my wife to "SIT DOWN. RIGHT THE FUCK NOW!"

[madinmaryland]

She was going braindead on me while I was trying to explain something to her about the computer. She's not pissed at me, because it actually settled her down.

She was kind of surprised that I said it, but she was also a bit amused.

Computer lesson for the day!

:D

[TZ]

1. ummm...

No wonder she calls you "fuckwad"....:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

2. It was the only way to smack her out of being braindead without

any physical violence. Thanks to DU, I was able to improvise with the CALL YOUR CONGRESSMAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

:rofl:

[Parche]

3. you are taking a toll on her

:woohoo::hi:

[madinmaryland]

6. Dude! I'm not married to LynneSin. My wife is from upstate New York!!

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Dude. I would have cold cocked you and run up your credit card.

[madinmaryland]

5. OK, FReeper. Here's the situation..

No credit cards. CHECK.

Smacked. No

Endless mind games. YES!

[Midlodemocrat]

7. No credit cards???? How in God's name does she exact revenge?????

Me not understand.

[madinmaryland]

14. Being a FReeper you would not understand, but we have

no credit cards. Still married after 12 years!!

[Midlodemocrat]

21. How do you pay for dinner?

:rofl:

Come on, work with me. Debit card???? ANYTHING!@!!!!!!

[madinmaryland]

63. There is this quaint little thing called cash. It works just like money!!

:D

[HEyHEY]

25. I have a friend who's wife got mad cause he went to the pub

And he said, "Fine, well I'll just lie to next time."

Her response was, "If I find out you lied to me once, I will lie to you a THOUSAND times."

That shut HIM up.

[Gormy Cuss]

8. You're married?

That poor, poor woman.

[TZ]

9. +44-6

:)

[madinmaryland]

15. Coming from a Natinals fan...

SIT DOWN RIGHT FUCKING NOW, TZ!!

:P

[TZ]

23. STFU fuckwad!

:P

[madinmaryland]

40. ..

Who'da thunk I could start a shit storm!

:rofl:

:hi:

[Left Is Write]

10. I think it's probably a good thing I'm not Mrs. Madinmaryland.

[styersc]

11. She's so very lucky to have you to set her straight.

Hmmm.

[Sanity Claws]

12. I didn't Maryland had cavemen

[jobycom]

28. AHHGH. Another "accidentally a coca cola bottle" post!!1

[Sanity Claws]

42. can you 'splain dat to me?

I have no idea what you're talking about.
And I thought I knew most of the inside jokes here in the Lounge.

[madinmaryland]

45. And to think, I actually thought jobycom was a REAL Dallas Cowboys fan.

:shrug:

The things you learn

[jobycom]

48. Say what? You challenging my credentials? Yankee?

[TZ]

52. Me likey!

Cowboy fight! Just like Romo and TO.....

[jobycom]

61. Stay out of this, Iglet.

First, the whole TO/Romo thing was overblown. It was all rumor and gossip by a disgruntled hasbeen backup QB who sucked and wanted to blame TO for his suckitude, and a sports reporter who doesn't know the difference between a rumor and a fact.

Second, us Cowboy fans might fight, but we close ranks against the likes of y'all.

[TZ]

64. Of course it was overblown...

Thats why TO's in Buffalo now....:P

[madinmaryland]

62. SIT DOWN, RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, Snyder.

:grr:

[TZ]

65. are you still breathing this morning?

Just wondering. You'd be in jeorpardy at my place....

[jobycom]

47. It's not a Lounge joke exclusively, it's more an Internet-wide thing.

DU fell in love with it for a while.

Let's see, here's maybe where it started: http://i-fleshlight.blogspot.com/2008/09/i-accidentally-fleshlight-whole-thing.html

And here's a DU link with a cute graphic and some further explanations down further: http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=389&topic_id=4821365#4821458

[texanwitch]

13. I would sleep with one eye open tonight.

:rofl:

[jeff30997]

17. Uh-oh...

Are you talking about Bobbittizing ? :scared:

[texanwitch]

18. Quess you will know by morning.

:rofl:

[Jamastiene]

20. I might let her borrow my machete.

:evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

26. Lol!

Does it come wrapped in a pair of panties ? :rofl:

BTW,was it a venomous snake ? :scared:

[Jamastiene]

27. Nah, it was just a rat snake.

It was a juvenile (young) snake though. So, we were not sure at first about the species, with those markings. Plus, I started chopping first and checked for "what kind" of snake later. :evilgrin:

[jeff30997]

32. Hehehe.

Chop first,ask questions later.:evilgrin:

[Midlodemocrat]

22. TW. I think you and I should gank him.

:rofl:

[texanwitch]

29. His wife could just wait a few days, and act really nice.

That is what I would do.

He has to sleep sometimes.:eyes:

[Midlodemocrat]

31. Oh, yeah, baby.

I knew there was a reason I loved you, despite the Supernatural connection.

:rofl:

[texanwitch]

35. My Grandmother told me that years ago.

Sound advice.

Let them wonder, when and if.

[Jamastiene]

34. Ah yes, the element of surprise.

Now, THAT's good thinking for the most excellent revenge. :evilgrin:

[texanwitch]

36. Must have worked.

My Grandparents were married 66 years, they married young.

[madinmaryland]

38. Your going to wank me?? WTF????

[Midlodemocrat]

39. Gank. To kill in a most violent manner. If you listened to me and TW

you would know this because you would have watched the awesomeness that is Sam and Dean on Supernatural.

But did you listen? No. Of course not, Hitler.

[madinmaryland]

41. What the fuck are you talking about Midlo?? Do Sam and Dean wank

together?? Is that what you are trying to convey to us??

[texanwitch]

44. No, they are brothers.

They do have a lot of girlfriends.

[madinmaryland]

46. TMI!! Are you going to turn this into a PEV thread???

:wtf:

[texanwitch]

49. No, just turning it into a Supernatural thread.

I watched several hours today of Sam and Dean.

This is the best show on tv.

[Midlodemocrat]

50. They're brothers you ultimate freak.

[madinmaryland]

54. How am I supposed to know. You are quoting some obscure television

show that not many people watch (i assume it is television). I'm pretty sure it's not anything on NPR.

So how am I supposed to know they are not wanking??

:shrug:

[Midlodemocrat]

57. Obscure? You????? - DTM.

Sam and Dean are my boys, dude.

[madinmaryland]

59. Well you are Sam Malone's age.

:hide:

[texanwitch]

43. The dvd's came today.

I didn't get anything done watching them.

:pals:

I really like the b/w episode.

I have 2 more left to watch.:loveya:

[Midlodemocrat]

51. Great!!!! How's the quality?

I thought it was pretty good, but not like the ones we would purchase.

If you want others in the season let me know. I've recorded them all. The HD ones won't copy from the computer, but hopefully in the next week or two, I'm going to get a new DVR to record from the digital Comcast. THAT pic is awesome. HD is incredible. You can see every single one of Jared's dimples and all of Jensen's stubble. LOL.


:loveya:

Love, love, love those two boys.

[texanwitch]

55. The quality was great.

I am watching the one now where Dean is afraid of everything, he has ghost sickness.

I sure would like more shows, thanks so much.

[Midlodemocrat]

56. The end of Yellow Fever, the episode you're referring to?

Has a great little surprise.

I'll send you the next set.

[texanwitch]

60. Thanks so much.

I am looking to forward to seeing them.:pals:

[Midlodemocrat]

53. Big Pretzel.

:rofl:

Love that guy. And at the end of Yellow Fever? Check out Eye of the Tiger. Incredible.

[texanwitch]

58. That was great.

The guys seem to be having a good time making this show.

[no name no slogan]

16. Get a Mac

problem solved.

[Jamastiene]

19. You'd still be hearing about it if it was me.

I sure am glad it wasn't me. You should be glad it wasn't me. My machete is dull and I still use it. It just takes a lot of time and sawing and leaves that one spot of skin hanging. That's ok though. With the proper amount of sedation, you'd hardly feel a thing, maybe. :evilgrin:

[whistler162]

24. Here maybe you will have it finished in time....

http://www.amazon.com/MHP-Sandler-All-Wood-Coffin/dp/B001CHN4TO/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=hpc&qid=1242976202&sr=8-2

[jobycom]

30. This is the Lounge, not tryouts for the Darwin Awards. nt

[Midlodemocrat]

33. jobycom for the win!!!!

:rofl:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

37. Watch your back.

Your comeuppance is waiting right around the corner. :rofl:

[cherish44]

66. "Once there was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener..."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S1aHjlYKlk