Today's non-sequitur thread.

[arbusto_baboso]

Post your silliest non-sequitur. The more bizarre and surreal, the better.

[Nicole Lambeth]

1. I like squirrels and nachos.

[arbusto_baboso]

3. How about squirrel nachos?

[nomorenomore08]

21. That's a delicacy in some states...

:hide:

[charlie and algernon]

2. and then Picasso ate the baby robins while elephants waltzed to a disco

[nomorenomore08]

22. He would, wouldn't he, the PRICK!

:grr:

[cwydro]

4. Blackberry smoothies are great, but

the cat won't eat yogurt.

[siligut]

5. It starts where it ends but it never ends. nt

[Dr. Strange]

15. Oh baby, don't get me started.

[siligut]

17. No concerns about that, I've seen what you do once started.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8798919#8798931 :hi: :applause: :rofl:

[Dr. Strange]

18. It's the peanut butter.

It gets me every time.

[arbusto_baboso]

6. When the buffalo jumps, hit the accelerator....

because these Belgians really know how to make beer.

[HopeHoops]

7. I don't have ADD, I'm just - HEY LOOK - A DUCK!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. the only brick left holding the wall

[Inchworm]

9. Twenty-three walking sticks

and a bowl of soup.

:)

[redqueen]

10. Let's paint, exercise, and make blended drinks!

[azmouse]

11. The glass was half full until I started this post about peanuts.

[fNord]

12. Rev. Thomas Says:

If your telephone rings today, water it!

[arbusto_baboso]

13. When opportunity knocks, don't be in the kitchen making shit sandwiches.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

14. That old man better be golfing on the swales again at Barnes and Noble today.

[MajorChode]

16. So there I was in a g-string and pasties chasing an axe murderer out of the house with a trident

Buffalo Bill seemed detached and was in the living room hassling me about the lotion again and still I don't know why.

[azmouse]

19. mainly because half the people I was with believed it until I explained the situation to them

[Rabrrrrrr]

20. I think of Larry Craig waiting for me with a brick of cream cheese on his naked belly.

[nomorenomore08]

23. No, not Henry Clay! Get that dog out of my tomatoes!

But we can fix that with a good Pinot Noir...