I'd like to put something truly random in my work fridge. Any suggestions?

[arbusto_baboso]

Can of motor oil? Dead bird? Ball of string?

[MrCoffee]

1. My mom once put a cat's head in the work fridge

We had to test it for rabies, so she took the dead body to the vet, they chopped off the head, and she had to take it to the lab that afternoon. She didn't have anything else to do with it, so she put it in the freezer at work.

[arbusto_baboso]

2. DAMN! How many of her then-coworkers still have PTSD?

[MrCoffee]

4. I'm still not entirely sure she told any of them

The head was in a paper bag.

[mainegreen]

3. Office supplies.

Copy paper, staplers, tape, pens, manila envelopes.

[arbusto_baboso]

13. Okay, currently a box of staples resides in the freezer due to your suggestion.

[DS1]

5. Strap some night vision goggles to a bucket of KFC

Explain that it's afraid of the dark

[arbusto_baboso]

7. Okay, THAT one has some real merit.

Now, to find some cheap night vision goggles, if such an animal exists...

[Jokerman]

6. A bottle of personal lubricant.

If someone asks why it is there just tell them that chilled lube is simply breathtaking.

[Strong Atheist]

8. Narwhal horn. nt.

[HopeHoops]

9. A dildo.

With batteries.

[arbusto_baboso]

12. That would just disappear. I work in an office of mostly women...

most of whom seem extremely "frustrated".

[HopeHoops]

15. Then consider that a public service!

:rofl:

[arbusto_baboso]

20. Maybe I should take one of my wife's USED ones.....

That would be particularly funny to me. :evilgrin:

[HopeHoops]

21. Especially if you write her name on it in permanent marker!

Well, that is if it STILL disappears - then it would be REALLY funny.

[arbusto_baboso]

24. That works even better because I have a couple coworkers that have the same name as my wife.

Heh, heh. I fear you may have encouraged my evil imagination.

[HopeHoops]

27. One of my specialties!

:evilgrin:

[fNord]

10. I often find the remote control to my TV.......

in my fridge at home, usually after looking for it for an hour.

I have what doctors call ADD, as well as some "short-term-memory-reducing" recreational activities



(on edit, maybe just a copy of "office space")

[Tikki]

11. A thong....one of each kind!!!!

Tikki

[arbusto_baboso]

14. That would cause some gossip. Never a bad thing....

[HopeHoops]

16. A Donny Osmond vinyl record.

Bonus points if you can get one of those warning labels for bad language and put it on the jacket.

[azmouse]

17. A dish of ice cream and pickles.

[surrealAmerican]

18. To be truly random, you need to choose the item randomly.

Close your eyes. Spin around until you are dizzy. Grab whatever meets your hand. Put it in the fridge.

[HopeHoops]

19. A small box of adult diapers

Bonus points if you tape a box of ExLax to the side of it.

[arbusto_baboso]

25. That one sounds good.

If I include denture cleaner, I think we've hit a trifecta.

[HopeHoops]

26. BINGO!

Add a condom just for kicks.

[BrotherBuzz]

22. An unmarked paper sack of tulip bulbs or a quart of 27% Solution ammonia....

will raise some eyebrows.

[unpossibles]

23. a bag of feeder mice

you could even put a name tag on it if people tend to mark their lunches that way....

[kimmerspixelated]

28. Put some black bikini panties and a black bra in there.

This will get noticed....then on a hot day in August, suggest that your mate is so hot that she will need to cool down. Eyebrows will be cocked and pensively posed.