Tallywhacker or The Unit?

[HopeHoops]

Poll question: Tallywhacker or The Unit?

Tough choice, I know.

Euphemisms are always a challenge to settle upon.

[FloridaJudy]

1. *Anything* but "winky stick"

Which seems to be the cutesy Southern euphemism for the male organ. I suspect no male over the age of two is going to want to own up to having one of those.

"Penis" sounds just right to me.

[DarkTirade]

2. I shall call him... Mini-me.

:P

[KG]

3. in my case: The Big Unit.

:P

[petronius]

11. You keep a Randy Johnson in your pants?

:shrug:

[fNord]

4. first listen, then pick your favret.............

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vYMwqGVwB4

[arbusto_baboso]

5. Mrs. Arbusto refers to mine as "El Monstro".

But then, she's prone to using flattery, too.

[mainegreen]

6. Citizen Penis.

[Dogtown]

7. "Dick" mostly

I don't discuss it often.

Not nearly often enough...

:cry:

[Javaman]

8. package. nt

[PassingFair]

9. Someone here came up with "Uncle Salty"

:puke:

....but funny.

[old mark]

10. One-eyed trouser mouse. nt

[no name no slogan]

12. TEH CLENIS®

So powerful, not even eight years of retirement can stop it.

[pdx_prog]

13. Cujo....eot