"My friend just got back from Belgium and all she got me was this..."

[arbusto_baboso]

Actually, it isn't a lousy gift at all. She knows my liking for Belgian beers, so she stopped at a brewery near Ghent where they make a beer called Delirium Tremens. While there, she got me a tacky medallion with a pink elephant on it, as well as a bottle of limited edition brew.

She's a good friend.