Okay, Loungies - I need your assistance in writing an invitation to Barack and Michelle.

[BeachBaby]

Yes, folks - I'm really going to do this.

I want to make sure it's worded properly. I want to mention that it's a party that's exclusive to Democratic Underground. I want to mention that my property is located in the center of three AFBs - in other words, a safe zone.

Do I really believe they'd show up? I doubt it - they're busy people; but if there ever was a President who loves people, and likes to get feedback from fellow Americans, it's Barack - so I'd like to give this a shot. And if he and Michelle can't attend, maybe I'll get lucky and get a nice reply from the White House. :P

So.....help me write this out, please! I want to mail it out this weekend.

[TZ]

1. Dear Barak and Michelle...

I'm throwing a bash for a bunch of east coast liberal elitist democrats! You would fit right in! :hide:

[BeachBaby]

5. Hey!

It's not limited to the East Coast - there's going to be West Coast, deep south, and northern DUers there as well. A vast array of elitists! :spank:

[TZ]

7. Thats right

How could I forget Douchedog.....;)

[3.14158675309]

2. Booooooo!

If they come, will there still be sex, drugs, and rock and roll?

[TZ]

3. You'll be there, so I'd say thats a given...

:hide: :hi:

[BeachBaby]

6. You and I will be there. That's all that matters.

:7 :*

[HopeHoops]

4. Aren't you going to invite the kids?

If you have pets, that would be a very good reason not to but I would definitely state that!

[DS1]

8. Dearest First Couple, (or how it would sound if DU was writing the letter as a group)

Dearest First Couple,

Hey, that's not, right, it should be Dear First Couple,

Why? What's wrong with Dearest?

Dearest implies that there's more than one First Couple, you fucking moron!

Fuck you, Freeper!

Deleted Message

Dear First Couple,

We'd like to invite you to a small get-together of like-minded people in New Jersey on the 25th of July

Who's we? Yeah! Who's we, and why are you using so many hyphens?

Me and you lot

Count me the fuck out, he doesn't speak for me

Okay, don't come

What is this shit? You're not inviting me? It's a free fucking country you know

Indeed it is, and you're free to not arrive

Well fine, you use all the fuel you want, I'm going to be outside enjoying my solar energy and moral superiority!

Fine, you do that.

Fine!

Fine!

There will be entertainment, douchebags, drinks and plenty of food.

Who's a douchebag?

You're a douchebag

(Douchebag is sexist!)

Fuck you, OM, we explicitly excluded you on line 14 of the small print

Oh, okay

What kind of food?

Food food.

Vegan food?

If you like.

I don't like spam!

I see Dave has arrived.

Which Dave?

The one from California, not the land surveyor Dave

Oh, thank god.

Festivities will begin at noon, and we'd surely love to see you there.

Noon? Aren't you a bit early, alkie?

*click click gunshot*

[TZ]

10. +a brazillion!!!

I'm glad I wasn't drinking anything when I read that...:rofl:

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

11. Brilliant!

Especially the part about the small print.

[backtoblue]

12. perfect!!!!!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. ZING!!!!!

:rofl:

[madinmaryland]

9. Do you think CalPeggy will drop an F-Bomb in front of Barack and Michelle??

:hide: