Dumb Conservative Jokes

[Democrats_win]

*How do you drown a Conservative?
Glue a quarter to the bottom of a swimming pool.

*How do you make a Conservative change his mind?
Blow in his ear.

*How do Conservative's brain cells die?
Alone.

*Did you hear about the Conservative that tried to take an airplane trip?
He was on his way to the airport when he saw a sign saying, "Airport Left." So he turned around
and went home.

*Did you hear about the Conservative who tried to cross the street?
When he was half way across, the "Walk" sign changed to "Don't Walk." So he stopped and was hit
by a bus.

[MineralMan]

1. Didja hear the one about the DUer who can't spell?

"Dumb Conservaitve Jokes"

That's a funny one.

[Democrats_win]

2. Did you hear about the moran who can't recognize a typo?

You a-hole

[MineralMan]

3. No, but I did hear one about a person who couldn't take

a little ribbing.

Ya gotta admit that a misspelled title of a thread about morons is pretty funny.

[Deep13]

4. Did you hear about the drunken idiot who became president?

Yeah, that one's not so funny.

[underpants]

5. Bush's favorite candy

W&W's

[LanternWaste]

6. Two republicans walked into a bar...

Two republicans walked into a bar. You'd think the second one would have ducked...