I wonder if Midlo was the source of all the drummer jokes I've heard

[sasquatch]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=8802231&mesg_id=8802231
How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb: 5, one to hold the bulb while the other four sit in each corner in the room and drink until the room starts to spin.
:D

[TZ]

1. Dude. Drummers are uber-cool.

However, I'm thinking Midlo gave up the drumming cause drinking Franzia wasn't conductive to holding on to the drumsticks...:hide:

[Arkansas Granny]

2. What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend?

Homeless.

Told to me by a drummer.

[sasquatch]

4. That's a good one

:rofl:

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7. What's the difference between a drummer and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

[JitterbugPerfume]

3. maybe

she marches to the beat of a different drummer


I like people who do that!

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5. If you Twitter, follow "Mick_Shrimpton"

the guy is a veritable font of bad musician jokes-- especially drummer jokes. You'll laugh your ass off.

Q: What has nine arms and sucks?
A: Def Leppard

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. What did the drummer get on his IQ test?

Drool.

[sasquatch]

8. Funny

[GoddessOfGuinness]

9. What's the difference between a trap set and an onion?

Nobody cries when you cut up a trap set.