Goddamn my boss is a fucking IMBECILE!

[DS1]

WHO THE FUCK USES AN ELECTRIC PENCIL SHARPENER WHEN ON A SPEAKERPHONE!

Must not kill

[HopeHoops]

1. He had to be sure his ball-point pen was sharp!

MUST RESIST FIST OF DEATH!

[LisaM]

2. I think you answered your own question with the word SPEAKERPHONE

I'm getting tired of people who think they must do everything on a speakerphone - especially those who don't tell you you're on speaker. It speaks to a sense of self-importance.

[DS1]

3. he did it AGAIN

OMG, Bataan Death march is too good for this assclown

[bicentennial_baby]

4. Is this the douche who takes more time off than Bush?

[DS1]

5. of course

[DarkTirade]

6. Could be worse.

You could hear *plop plop grunt* *FLUSH*.

[DS1]

8. If he remembers to pull his pants down first

:eyes:

[DarkTirade]

15. ... ew.

Just... ew.

[supernova]

7. Remind him of the MUTE button

That's what it's there for.

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

9. We work for the same man?

[DS1]

11. that would explain him not being here for hours at a time

[HarukaTheTrophyWife]

14. Mine also disappears for hours at a time...hmm...

[LaurenG]

10. Does he pick his nose too?

I'm getting a creepy feeling he doesn't wash his hands either among other things. :o

[DS1]

13. I don't touch any door handles in this entire building

the machinists downstairs are always walking out the stalls and right to the door

[Mopar151]

18. The germicide in their coolant is better than the soap.

No kiddin' _ - I used to supervise the machine shop, and we had about 1/2 the lost time for illness as the office.

[rurallib]

12. sounds like we need a 'dumbest sumbitchin boss' contest

[arbusto_baboso]

16. I actually prefer stupid bosses. They're easier to manipulate.

The aggravating ones are those who are j-u-s-t smart enough to sense when they're being snowed, but not smart enough to grasp policy or procedure implications, and too stubborn and/or ego-driven to ever change their minds or admit fault.

Such bosses deserve impaling on a fire hydrant.

[KansDem]

17. Maybe he was trying to cover up a fart?

Speaker phones can pick up a lot of unwanted sound...

[Mopar151]

19. The dumbest man in 5 states

He managed a machine shop - could not change decimals to fractions. Trying to explanin technology to that man was like explaining a newspaper to an Arkie - no available context.