Restroom Humor

[emilyg]

Travelling down 29 needing to use a restroom, I stop at rest area and head to restroom.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:

"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,

"Doing just fine"

And the other person says:

"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:

"Uhhhm I'm like you, just travelling"

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.

"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them

"No...I'm a little busy right now.."

Then I hear the other person say nervously...

"Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.

Cell phones - don't you just love them.

[Haole Girl]

1. LOL!

:rofl:

[rurallib]

2. Fuuuny!!!!

Ever have someone seem to start talking to you only to find out after saying hello and answering a question or two that they were on a bluetooth?

[emilyg]

3. Many times. LOL

[elshiva]

4. I've heard that joke before, but it's a great one.

True story, at my college dorm we had restroom stalls. The woman in the stall once was talking on her cell and said to the person on it: "We're having a pooping party."
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