More Restroom Humor

[HopeHoops]

A guy has a rather unpleasant experience in a truck stop restroom. Then he realizes there is no toilet paper.

He looks under the stalls to either side and notices feet under one.

"Hey, man, do you have any toilet paper over there?"

"Nope."

"Do you have a magazine or something?"

"Nope."

"Well hell, do you have change for a $5?"

[Haole Girl]

1. lol!

Oh, ick.

:rofl:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. Ick, indeed!

You have no idea where those one-dollar bills have been!

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

3. What if he hadn't dollar bills but had the Susan B Anthony silver dollar coins?

:hurts:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. Like Sylvester Stallone in "Demolition Man"

wondering how to use the three shells.

:rofl:

[marzipanni]

4. The restroom story to beat all restroom stories

Is it humor? You be the judge...
from DU archives- ca. 2003
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=346185
on a return "run", from a week ago-
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=8713198
When this was on DU the first time several years ago (2003) my husband read it, through his tears, out loud to me. :rofl:

[davsand]

5. I remember when that was on here the first time.

I was laughing SO hard when I read it the first time that my husband thought I was choking. I had to stop reading and literally walk away for a time before I could finish it because I needed to catch my breath. We STILL cannot eat at a Ryan's without one of us making a comment about the mac and beef on the hot bar.

I cannot believe that anyone but me remembers that story and finds it funny enough to quote six years later.

:hi:


Laura

[DebJ]

6. Thank you so much. You have no idea how much I needed that

laugh. I had to stop and wipe my eyes several times so I could keep reading.