Wish me luck on my new business.

[LeftyFingerPop]

I opened it today.

It is called "Lefty's Aquarium Filling Service".

When people get a new aquarium, they throw a couple of fish in it with no water, and drive by my front yard, where I am waiting with a hose.

I'm standing out there in a stained white T-shirt.

They pull up, and I say "How ya doin' there fluffy"?

Then, they hold the aquarium out their car window, and I fill it up with cold hose water.

No customers yet, but I'm hopeful.

[jellen]

1. luck

Good Luck on your new venture.

[LeftyFingerPop]

2. Thank you, and welcome to DU!

:hi:

[S n o w b a l l]

3. I betcha Kali might be interested! nt

[LeftyFingerPop]

4. Ohhh yes...she needs water.

:-(

[rug]

5. Do you charge extra for salt?

I have a tuna I'm fond of.

[LeftyFingerPop]

6. For you?

No charge.

[rug]

7. You're a good man.

My tuna and I thank you.

[LeftyFingerPop]

9. So are you.

And it is a funny coincidence...my hand smells like the doorknob to the mensroom on a tunaboat.

[Dr. Strange]

8. I can see it now...

"That LeftyFingerPop is the best hoser around!" they'll say. It'll even be on bumper stickers and t-shirts. But not on lunchboxes, because you're not THAT big. At least not yet.

[LeftyFingerPop]

10. I could be a REAL GOOD hoser if I dressed up a little...

My T-shirt has mustard stains on it, and my shorts...nevermind.