My pizza just arrived! Ask me anything!

[pagerbear]

[GOPisEvil]

1. Toppings? What kind of crust?

:shrug:

[pagerbear]

4. Lots of pepperoni and extra cheese

[GOPisEvil]

10. Sounds delicious!

:9

[pagerbear]

12. The anticipation far exceeded the actual event

[GOPisEvil]

16. Eh - that sucks!

That's why I stick to established places where the pizza is always good.

[BlueEyedSon]

2. What toppings???

<drool>

[mwdem]

3. Mmmmm! What's on it? Thin crust, I hope?

Alright, I've gotta sigh off & eat dinner, dammit!

[pagerbear]

5. No--should have gone for thin crust

[mwdem]

8. Always the thin crust....

like a cracker. Think of the carbs, for God's sake!!!!

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

28. If u are thinking of the carbs, u shouldn't be eating pizza LOL (eom)

[Mr. Socko]

6. I had pizza pockets...from Tony's or something.

I hope your pizza tastes a lot better than my processes pizza pockets.

[pagerbear]

9. I"ve had some yummy pizza pockets

from your grocer's freezer

[southerngirlwriter]

7. How much did you tip the driver?

This question alone determines your worth and value as a human being.

[pagerbear]

11. The total was $12 and change so I gave him $15

Really, place is just around the block.

[southerngirlwriter]

20. Very well.

As a former pizza delivery driver, I hereby deem you an officially acceptable human being who has the right to continue ordering without having your food spit on. Congratulations!! :D

[pagerbear]

23. Spit on? Dare I ask?

[southerngirlwriter]

25. You REALLY don't want to know what happens to people

who don't tip.

Especially if they order regularly and don't tip.

I won't tell you because Ashcroft's minions are reading this and the statute of limitations isn't up.

Just trust me -- if you're at a cheapskate friend's house, and he orders pizza, don't eat any.

You REALLY don't want to know.

[pagerbear]

26. OK. I'll never order anything ever again.

[southerngirlwriter]

27. Just tip well, and you're okay.

Also, don't do anything cute like send a four year old to the door with the money and expect the driver, who has four more pizzas to deliver in the car, to have endless patience.

[nankerphelge]

13. Have you ever had pizza on a bagel?

Cause when pizza's on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime.

[pagerbear]

19. I can have pizza any time anyway.

I'm a grownup.

[bigwillq]

14. What are you washing that pizza

down with?

[pagerbear]

18. Filtered water.

Should I have chosen another beverage?

[bigwillq]

22. No that's cool but

pizza and beer go real well together!:toast: :beer:

[mwdem]

15. You can always make your own...

just use the crust in the refrigerated section in the grocery, or use the Jiffy mix, very easy. Make it as thin or thick as you want, put anything on it you like. Use the cheap pizza sauce in a can, or, for chicken, use alfredo sauce. It's so much cheaper, and just as fast as take out.

[pagerbear]

17. Too much work!

[mwdem]

21. I know, I know...

but, if your entertaining, and need to be creative, let everyone chip in! It's really not as time consuming as it seems. It just takes a little organization. And it's worth it.

[pagerbear]

24. Entertaining? Organization? Creative?

[mwdem]

29. Sorry, I got rather Marthaish on you...

forgive me?