I Was Standing On The Hoover Damn With GW Bush last Night!

[matcom]

standing there with W and a bunch of coworkers.

anyhoo, idiot boy walks up to me (alone, no SS around that i could see) and starts up a conversation.

as we are looking out over the vast electrical grid (if you have seen it you know what i'm talking about) he says to me, "I can't wait to take this entire country wireless."

i look at him with my 'you gotta be shittin me' look and ask what the hell he is talking about.

"All these wires will be down next week." he says. "In fact, by the end of this month, the entire country will be 100% wireless: TV's, wireless kitchens, 100% cellular, all of it."

my HR director who was with us, gets this look on her face like oh shit, here goes Matcom again.

deciding to avoid the rather complex discussion regarding the technological impossibility of the idea, I decide to turn to the impact on jobs.

"What do you suppose will happen to all of the jobs that will be lost?", I ask good old "W".

He gets a smile on his face and says, "They will all vote for me because they will be making the same amount of pay without having to worry about wires anymore."

i woke up.

now, before you ask, i have NO IDEA why i didn't push him off that damn last night. i guess my sub-conscious isn't as violent as i had hoped.

good morning

[KG]

1. true story

recently had a (bizaar, don't ask why) dream about dick cheney having a heart attack in my presence and i was in a quandry about giving him aid or letting him meet his maker.

[matcom]

2. well, what did you do?

:D

[KG]

5. heh.

when chlutlu calls, who am i to deny him?

[RFKHumphreyObama]

3. Weirdest dream I ever had to do with Bush

I once had a dream that I was in Washington DC and was on a tour of the White House (this was during Dubya’s first few months in office) and I got lost and wondered away from the crowd. I walked up to the second floor and there was Daddy Bush –sitting in front of a desk. He looked up when he saw me and he welcomed me in.

We chatted informally for a while and then I asked him “So what are you doing here? I thought you said that you weren’t supposed to be interfering in your son’s Administration?”

To which Daddy Bush responded
“Well, I wasn’t, but my son’s made such a mess of things that I needed to come down here and help him clear things up. I won’t be letting him out of my sight now”.

No kidding, I really had this dream!

Shortly after I found DU, I had this dream that Spiro T Agnew was marketing a door-to-door sales scam in Australia.

Yes, I know, I do have the weirdest dreams

[ProudGerman]

4. we think alike

my thought upon clicking on this thread was to ask, why didn't you push him off.

Its an interesting, albeit slightly hazardous, idea. Beaming high voltage through the air. Watch your step!

[matcom]

8. oooo wouldn't THAT be fun

:D

[SarahB]

6. Much to his dismay

I never had a G W Bush dream. :7

[camero]

7. GW

His brain went wireless. In the 70s when he did the Wi-Hi.