I support a constitutional amendment

[The Lone Liberal]

Requiring more umlauts. There is without question an “umlaut” gap and in the name of national security we need a crash program to achieve “umlaut” parity. BEFORE ITS TO LATE.

The world has changed since 9/11 Yes, its gotten goofier!

[gator_in_Ontario]

1. I agree

and I think the goofier the world gets, the goofier my thought processes get.
On the news this morning is that story of 9 bodies found in that house in California...and also 10 caskets. Nine bodies, mostly kids, that is a tragedy. But through my goofy brain runs the thought: "If you have 9 bodies, and 10 coffins...why in heaven's name weren't the bodies in the coffins?? Why stack them on the bed? That's just wrong!"
My own brain scares me at times...lordy.

Oh and I'm all for the umlaut amendment. I'll dash off a note to my reps!

[greatauntoftriplets]

2. A pox on your constitutional amendment!!!!

It would deprive me of my right to live umlaut-free. Who are you, John Ashcroft?

Edited for typo.