I can't open my doors to let fresh air in................

[SoCalDem]

My %$!~(*&^%$+%$@ neighbor is standing in his driveway with a microphone..... SCREAMING at the top of his lungs about JESUS..!!!!

There's no way I want to listen to him, so I have to close my doors, as pass up the fresh air.. That seriously pisses me off, since it's a nice cool morning..:(

I am thinking he may be a bit tipsy, so there's no use in confronting him..

Here's hoping he gets a sore throat and goes inside :)

[meegbear]

1. My recommendation ...

get a killer sound system, buy Negativland "Escape From Noise" CD, point the speakers outside, crank up the volume and loop "Christianity Is Stupid".

Watch the fun.

[MAlibdem]

2. throw a bible at him

or, my favorite piss off your neighbor trick is throw a party at their house when they go away...they don't like that...serves them right for emptying their pool into my backyard tho

[UrbScotty]

3. What is he saying?

Do you know if he is even right?

He could be lying about Him. Who knows?

[matcom]

4. now THAT'S something i don't see everyday!

:scared:

pelt him with garlic
or
call the cops. he is disturbing the peace

:scared:

[NightTrain]

5. Call the cops on his ass!

That's what they're there for, man!

[DS1]

6. Kill him. Jesus commands you.

[SoCalDem]

7. Whew.. His son came out and took the microphone away

now he's sitting on the driveway next to his truck..

I guess the sermon for the day is over :)

[pfitz59]

9. An overdose of "Passion"?

When I lived in Puerto Rico the fundies had microphones on top of their churches and trucks. All Sunday long we'd have deuling sermons. Was a surreal experience. As for the neighbor in question, sounds like he's off his medication......

[matcom]

8. Get In The Car - Run Over His Microphone - And Tell Him....

Jesus was your co-pilot :D