If I Were Your Housekeeper For One Day... Free Of Charge...

[arwalden]

Poll question: If I Were Your Housekeeper For One Day... Free Of Charge...

where would you have me start first?

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

1. I already have a housekeeper...I need a personal assistant

to organize my life.....how do you look in a short skirt?

[arwalden]

2. ROFLMAO...

A little like 'Agador Spartacus' I suppose.

-- Allen

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[arwalden]

4. Dunno.

Are you sure it's 'me'... or maybe we just have a bunch of lazy bums on DU who don't make their bed every day and who pile up their dirty clothes and underwear all over every square inch of open floorspace as though they still lived in a dorm or a frat house. Hmmm.

I'll report back later.

:hi:

==Allen

[TNDemo]

5. Attic.

Be careful coming down those attic steps.

[LastKnight]

6. im such a slob any of those places would require more than one day. nt

[dweller]

7. other

just start at front door, and work your way in. That way you'll know you can find your way out again.

dp

[Rowdyboy]

8. Master bedroom

Now put on that french maid's outfit I bought you and get busy!

[arwalden]

20. It Didn't All Arrive. Where's The Rest? There's Only An Apron And A Hat.

Surely there must be more.

-- Allen

[Mr. Socko]

9. Man....you'd have to clean my bathroom...but...

It's so bad in there...a biology expert would be needed to determine what kinds of organisms those funny colors are...

[SarahB]

10. Kids' rooms of course

Just don't wear this: :scared:

[qanda]

11. I'm with you...

My have no problem keeping my house clean and I generally demand that my children have their room in order before they go to bed (you never know what can happen in the middle of the night). However, my kids would love it if there was someone to do the work for them every once in a while.

[ScreamingMeemie]

12. Basement...

We've been meaning to declutterize, but it's exhausting looking at it.

[Cleita]

13. Actually, I need a gardener .

How are you at digging wheel barrel's full of compost into the ground?

[Thor_MN]

14. One word - RotoTiller

.

[fortyfeetunder]

15. What would be even better

Is if the friendly housekeeper took the spouse and kid on a one day trip (gone from dawn to dusk) so I can clean the house myself. Now that would be progress!!

[TankLV]

16. I stopped reading after "free".

Just vacuuming would be REALLY nice!

[haele]

17. If you have any archaeological training...

I'd have you start on the kidlet's room. The living room would be a close second.

Laz generally takes care of his baby - the kitchen - and I usually take care of our bedroom and the bathroom with no complaints, but with all the critters in a small apartment, the living room gets out of control very easily.

Something about tween-agers - especially tweener girls - invites the most gawwd-awful messes in their wake that can only be taken care of with a shovel or a backhoe...

:)

Thanks for the offer, however, I don't think you have the proper hazardous materials disposal certs to start in on the kid's room. I'm working on a waiver, but with the California EPA rules, I'm not sure I can get one by the time you'd make it out here.


Haele

[arwalden]

24. A Housekeeper Wearing A Hazardous Materials Suit... That's FUNNY!!

:hi:

-- Allen

[GoddessOfGuinness]

18. Kitchen

and wouldn't I love it!?!

[Gore1FL]

19. It would take at least a day

To get the bulldozers and heavy equipment through the front door.

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. Attic.

:evilgrin:

[The Zanti Regent]

22. ...you would give up

I kid you not

[kayell]

23. The shed, definately the shed

everything else is in pretty good condition, but I'm kind of afraid to go in there. :scared:

[bleedingheart]

25. Basement!

and after you were done i would cook you a nice meal!

Homemade dessert too!

[cmd]

26. See you in the basement

It will take more than one day. Pack your toothbrush.

[BigMcLargehuge]

27. Office

the kitchen and bathroom are my domains! But the office, where I spend just about 90% of my time really needs attention.

If it weren't for housework writers would have no excuses :)

[proud patriot]

28. Basement

sorry